COMO MY LLAMA RETIRED

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DEAR TO WHO IT MAY CONCERN:

WELP. I'M SHUTTING IT DOWN. AFTER A WHOLE LOFT OF YEARS AND TEARS HOSS (THAT'S ME] IS SHUTTING IT DOWN. I HAVE BEEN QUOTING AS SAYING "IT'S BEEN A GREAT A RIDE." BUT I DISAGREE.

WITH MYSELF. IT'S BEEN A REALLY GREAT RIDE. THIS YEAR WAS KIND OF DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE I GOT A INJURY AND OUR TEAM JUST REALLY KIND OF STUNK. EVEN JIM LEYLAND AGREES AND HE IS THE MANAGER SO THAT IS BAD. HE WANTS PEOPLE TO COME TO CAMP IN SHAPE

AND THERE IS NO WAY IN SAM HELL I WAS GONNA DO THAT. SO ANYWAY. ADIOS PELIGROS. I GOTTA JET.

-TODD


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Nooooooo!!!!!!!!

Bon voyage, you saint of saints.

IM STILL GONNA COMMENT ON SOMETIMES

Yeah but what does Chipper have to say about it?

Ok, I'm breathing again.

HOLY DEERCRAP I CANT NOT BELIVE THE NEWS FIRST WE MISS THE PLAYOFFS AND I DONT HIT 400 THEN ANDRUW IS FAT AND USELESS AND NOW TODD IS HANGING UP THE CLEETS WHAT IS NEXT MAYBE ADAM JONES GETS BUSTED BY THE WIRE OR JACQUE JONES GETS DEPORTED BACK TO FRANCE ON A SHIP WITH A SAIL

I WON THE PREAKNESS, NOW GIVE ME SOME FUCKING OATS.

I am so happy to be privy to of all of this.

I love this website.

A TYPING HORSE THE END IS NIGH

Mr Jones,
sorry to see you go.
Please keep the 'stache.

DEAR PLANTAIN
CONSIDER YOURSELF RETIRED IN MY BELLY AND OUT MY POOPSHOOT

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