Lament: Today's Afternoon Game

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  • 2:05, Tigers at White Sox: Zzz. Nothing at stake here.

POANED. I JUST POANED YOU. This is a super rad make up prelude to a one game playoff. As if that wasn't cool enough, the two starters today, Freddy Garcia and Gavin Floyd, were once traded for each other. Apparently Garcia and Guillen are good friends and some think that may dim the starter's intensity a little. I think that's unlikely. Just like the Marlins capitalized on their chance to get one last good punch on a division rival, I expect the Tigers to do the same.

Add that to the fact to the Tigers need only 181 runs today to make my 1000 run prediction come true, and the White Sox could very well go home losers today, leaving us all with a hole in our heart, unfilled by a one game playoff. It will be right next to the one that renders you unable to commit to someone leaving you perpetually alone.

Unfortunately, we don't have the resources at our disposal to glog this one today, so please make this thread a free for all once it gets going. Bring your funny.

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"..leaving us all with a hole in our heart.."

And at one of us, possibly, with a hole in my head.

/not actually going to commit suicide
//just going to get drunk and cuss at the wife a little if they lose

I imagine Leyland is really excited about making up this game.

@matt, if not for anything else it gives him one more game to smoke more cigarettes.

Rain in Chicago and a delayed start, it's being reported.

And ironically, the game is delayed.

It's raining hard here, people!


Just move it to Miller. This time it would be a fair move.

By the time the AL central finishes up the regular season, the playoffs are going to be over.

Something tells me, "Thome is 0-3 with a couple of strikeouts" is going to be a popular phrase next year.

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