Reincarnation: Today's Afternoon Games

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  • 12:35, Pirates at Reds: I haven't been to a county fair in a long time. Something about the combination of all that junk food and those carnival rides just seems like a recipe for a stomachache, no? I always had a soft spot for the Tilt-A-Whirl and the Zipper though. Maybe sometime this Fall. Oh what, you wanted me to talk about this game? Fat chance. Tom Gorzelanny takes on Josh Fogg.

  • 1:05, Angels at Tigers: Ervin "Magic Carlos" Santana takes on Kenny "I Was On Waivers But No Wants Me" Rogers in the battle for rubber and little else. Santana is on quite a run. Can you imagine if the Angels had a healthy Kelvim Escobar all year? That could have been a staff of epic proportions. Alas, they'll just have to be happy with their 90 or so wins.

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I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your Tildes from his neon claws!

Can you imagine Kenny Rogers with no pine tar on his hands?

Can you imagine if CTC's preseason predictions would have been right, this game would be very important.

It's the only thing holding him together.

When I was in high school I got on a Tilt-A-Whirl extremely drunk on tequila. That was... unfortunate.

To this day I can barely swivel in my office chair without getting a tad nauseous.

The Team That Somehow Is vs. The Team That Should Have Been. How deliciously metaphysical.

YOU CAN'T RIDE THE ZIPPER WITH PORK CHOPS IN YOUR PANTS.

Kenneth has been sacked.

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