Tonight's Questions

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sharkbaby.jpgHey kids, every night could be your last when you sleep on a moving freight train.

  • ARE the Red Sox going to take over first place in the AL East? Not if they can't play.

  • HOW much would continuing the Cubs' slide make up for the Cardinals' disappointing second half?

  • WILL the Angels clinch the division tonight? Their magic number is down to two.

  • IS it safe to go back in the water? Yes. Shark Baby is still teething.

  • CAN the Mets block out last season's tragic collapse against Washington, a team that had a big part in said collapse? I hope not! Beat it, Mets fans.

Then stop by tomorrow for all the answers and Rob's liveglog. Same WoW time, same WoW channel.

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22 Comments

We're gonna need a bigger binky.

Dice-K versus Scott Kamir. FOUR HOURS OF EXCITEMENT!

SHARK BABY!!!

IS the Alaska accent the most annoying accent in the world? Here's my math:

Fargo accent X microplane grater X moose piss

You, sir, must never have been to Staten Oiiiisland.

CAN Daisuke go two innings in a row without a walk? He's one down.

Baltimore is a weird one. Not annoying; just weird.

Californians sound the coolest, brah.

Rob, you better glog the crew again tomorrow, CC is starting.

Phillas, +1
Freetzy, +1

Dice-K, OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING BIPOLAR?

Bipolar? Does he pitch for Tampa too?

Way to catch a high pop up in the infield reds, way to catch.

As it stands, the game projects to almost exactly 4 hours. Nice call, Lloyd.

Sox Pitching Coach: FUCKING THROW STRIKES GODFUCKINGDAMNIT FUCKFUCKFUCK THIS IS A FUCKSTRIKE THROW IT

Daisuke: *bows

JASON BAAAAAAAAY

YOU WILL HIT THE BIG HOME RUN TODAY

YOUR SHIT IS AWESOME AND IT'S WICKED COOL

OH WE ARE FANS OF JASON BAAAAAAAY.

You're welcome.

Sincerely,

Canada

Aaaand in comes PapelbohhhhNooooo. The door is not shut. Not anymore.

Papelbon?

:(

Is the Brewers game not being televised tonight or something?

If it's any consolation, Ryan Howard just had one of the most embarassing 9th inning 3-pitch strikeouts I've ever witnessed. I've seen brain tumors with better timing.

There was a walkoff balk but it happened in the Braves Rockies game and zzzzzzzzzz

CTC: I left after Suppan gave up 2 home runs to play SSBB on a different floor.

Thank you McClung. Cubs lost, and the Phillies lost. Thank you.

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