Tonight's Questions

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babysnail.JPGHey kids, who the hell gave me decaf?

  • WHICH NL Wild Card Co-leader has the tougher road assignment: The Phils in Atlanta or the Brewers in Chicago?

  • CAN Josh Beckett lead the Red Sox back to first place?

  • ARE you ready to call that NL West yet? Will you if the Dodgers gain a game tonight?

  • CAN snails live in the ocean?

  • WILL Frank Liriano put the Twins back in the win column against Cleveland?

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38 Comments

CTC, I almost sent you that snail baby picture but then I decided that it wasn't aquatic enough. I think the next search is going to be for horseshoe crab baby.

Snail Baby is a fraud!

Certain snails do live in the ocean. And, in keeping with the more important WOW criterion, they are delicious.

@Gorgeforeman

So your handle is pronounced Gore-jhay, I take it? Beat it, Frenchie.

FREEDOM FRIES.

Anything dipped in butter is delicious. Sweet, sweet butter.

"I think my peepee is stuck in this manhole. Guys? Fellas?"

So that's the asterik


*eats snails

I had snails once tool. its what the underscore is.

Did you just call me a tool, asshole?

I hate the French (at least the French, proper--I'm half-Cajun), but it is true that I love their way with food. The cuisine of the Italians, too. And all Asian countries. And the middle east and Spain. And Greece and pretty much all of western and central Europe.

Nah, I once at them while listening to Vicarious

GorgeForeman: You forgot Poland.

@Wahoo

Them too. You can't go wrong with any sausage-centric cuisine.

(That's what she said.)

@Gorge: We got enough of that here in Milwaukee.

Your boy CC gonna come through tonight, kw?

And holy new batting order batman:

CF Mike Cameron
2B Ray Durham
LF Ryan Braun
1B Prince Fielder
SS JJ Hardy
RF Corey Hart
3B Craig Counsell
C Jason Kendall
P CC Sabathia

@CTC: Considering it's a hitter's park at times, I expect him to get a couple of RBI's when he's batting :P.

According to the Red Sox radio announcers, Joe Maddon has a mohawk. Also, he's knowledgeable about wine and cycling, and his glasses are picked out by his girlfriend.

Did we nail that yuppie or what?

Crew gets two on with two outs but Hardy wiffs on strike three.

Is his girlfriend Jenny Lewis?

Also, Yount is back on the bench for the Crew.

And Parra is in the bullpen with Bush in his spot and McClung in Bush's.

NO HIS GIRLFRIEND IS NOT JENNY LEWIS DONT SAY SHIT LIKE THAT

*gives up*

Wahoo -did your boys really just blow a 7 run lead in a matter of two innings? Tanks for nuttin.

Watch it, palehose. When i get back from this game i'm banning you from every single sports blog ever.

Just kidding i love ya

MASTERSOOOOOOOON

Chase Utley just hit a 400-foot shot that was blown back 50 feet by the gusty tradewinds in Hotlanta. THEY SHOULD TURN THE COW OFF DURING GAMES ITS CHEATING.

That is so so not def.

That wasn't a trade wind. I farted.

Dude, who farted.

Oh, wait, nevermind. It was matt_T.

I would like to give Jenny "The Wizard" Lewis the "powerglove," if you know what I "mean."

Zooey Deschanel >>>>> Jenny Lewis

NES Advantage >>>>> Powerglove

Lloyd, you're fired.

CC finally lost. Sucks really but you knew it was bound to happen.

Oakland gained a game on the Angels!!!!1!!!111!

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