Hey kids, sweatpants.
- WILL the Phillies continue to assert their dominance over the punchless Braves? Philly has won 13 of their 15 meetings this year. Sheesh.
- CAN the Red Sox clinch a postseason berth with a win against the fesity Tribe?
- CAN the O's help those Red Sox in the division by topping Tampa Bay?
Then stop by tomorrow for all the answers. Same WoW time, same WoW channel. You too, Penguin Baby.

HOW CLOONEY AM I?
Tribe reduced to trying to play the spoiler, it's 1970'sriffic.
Does Morgan Freeman narrate his life story?
Is that baby a big Ron Cey fan?
COULD my own Clooneyocity exceed Rob & CTC's combined?
and now, some blasphemy from kwsn:
go cubs >_>
Rob, I'd put you closer to Rosemary Clooney than to George Clooney.
But if I had to weigh in with my expert opinion*
Rob = Ocean's Eleven Clooney
CTC = O Brother, Where Art Thou? Clooney
Lloyd = Leatherheads Clooney
*I know shit
But then where does that leave Revenge Of The Killer Tomatoes and Facts Of Life Clooney?
I will accept nothing less than Out of Sight Clooney.
F-Hammer, those were before our editors' inner-Clooney was awakened.
Come on-a my house.
Personally, my inner-Clooney was awakened the first time I drank King Cobra.
When I wear shorts I have to coil my inner Clooney like a hose and then fasten it to my upper thigh with a bungee cord.
So David Price is making his first start tonight, and NO doubt he's pitching well. If not for a few walks he'd be off to a perfect start.
Before I finished typing this, he gave up a hit. Boo.
The Philly fans are waving white towels.
Interesting choice.
That's positively Metsian, Matt.
Well they won, maybe it was them taunting the Mets
god bless the south:
http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2008/09/22/record_gar_garzilla.html
That dude's next plan of action was to dynamite then electrify the lake if gunfire didn't cut it.
There wasn't a single thing I disliked about that article. The dark water holds secrets indeed.