Tonight's Questions

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sharkdog.jpgHey kids, do you get as mad as I do when people pick on France?

  • WHO you got in White Sox/Twins series? A White Sox sweep would allow us to finally stop wondering if the Twins are going to get over the hump.

  • ARE you disappointed that Rich Harden's start got pushed back to Thursday? Would have been a good matchup against Johan.

  • WE don't have to talk about the Yankees anymore since the stadium is closed, right?

  • WILL Milwaukee capitalize on a trip to Pittsburgh, or keep sucking?

Then stop by tomorrow for all the answers. Same WoW time, same WoW channel. You too, Sharkdog.

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Fuck Fox. I fucking hate them. The fucking Twins game on Saturday got switched to fucking 2:55 so fucking fox can air the fucking game. Now my fucking Bachlelor party is all fucked up. I am so fucking pissed.

Careful, dog, there's a shark eating your head.

Hello! You are Chihuahua, Mija!

Milwaukee's at home you know.

Cute dog, but bad costume. Just look at the sad expression! That's rough.

He has that expression because he knows he's a better clock manager than Romeo.

I got Moe -120

I fucking feel bad for BC Twins Fan regardless of my fucking animosity towards the Twins and Justin Fucking Morneau. Best of luck working out the contingencies, sir.

And Bush gets past the first with only an infield hit.

INSIDE THE FUCKING PARK HOME RUN BY BRAUN.

And it goes as a triple and a throwing error T_T.

Don't worry, BC. That game isn't going to matter.

Seriously, though. How does a 3PM start affect a bachelor party? Isn't it better to have the game over by 7 to get it out of the way before the festivities?
If it's any consolation, I had three friends actually miss my bachelor party because they had Stanley Cup finals tickets and the game went three OT's.

If I ever get married, you're all invited to my bachelor party. Darren's bringing the dancing girls.

Real Clooneys don't get hitched.

Real Clooneys don't kill their fathers and marry their mothers. AMIRITE, CAMP OEDIPUS CLAW?

YOU GOT THAT WRONG. I'M CAMP ODIE CLAW.

I REPEADTEDLY GET KICKED OFF A KITCHEN TABLE BY A LASAGNA EATING, MONDAY HATING, FAT ORANGE CAT

LIKE A REAL CLOONEY

My bachelor party is next week. None of you are invited, but I will share any pictures worth your while.

By the way, all strippers are coming from a place called Latinsfinest.

You're Camp Nermal Claw. I just UPS'd your ass to Abu Dhabi.

WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR CLOONEY?

BC and I are Brad Pitt because we're gonna get married, have twins, and we also brought Gina Davis to orgasm on screen.

NICE MUSTACHE ROB LYMANCANE

It's likely due to the brain deterioration that accompanies my advancing age, but I had totally forgotten about Brant Brown dropping that fly ball for the Cubs. They just showed it on BBTN.

I bet Brant Brown had an awful bachelor party.

Sox win. No more yanks in the playoffs.

/shakes ass

Yes fartie we are one in the same. Thanks Rob for feeling for me but we did figured out the problem. Instead of tailgating before the game we are going to get drunk(er) after the game. Then we can go downtown minneapolis enjoy all of the good times (naked woman) that it has to offer.

WALK OFF HOMER BY PRINCE.

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