Torii Hunter Picks Up Where Don Herbert Left Off

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Reading this morning's LA Times, I stumbled across another Torii Hunter character piece. You know I love these. He makes Mr. Rogers look like the Bad Lieutenant. It's always a great way to shake off those Monday morning doldrums. Let the healing light of Torii Hunter fill your soul.

Anyway, this latest piece enumerates just how successful Hunter's teams have been over the years. Five of his last seven teams have won their division, and only once in the last eight years has he been on a team with a losing record. Fun facts. We all know that one player doesn't make a team a winner, but he has seen so much success you think he'd have a pretty idea of what it takes right? Well, you'd be wrong.

You want to know why?

"Chemistry," said Hunter, who says he feels the same positive vibes in the Angels clubhouse that he felt with the Twins. "Once you get your chemistry together you know how to play together. Once you get that chemistry, everything just flows."

"That's one thing about this ballclub that I love. We're laughing and joking, watching TV together, listening to music together. We don't have too many different cliques. Everybody's kind of together, cracking jokes with each other. And that's kind of cool."

Duly noted. The key to a successful ball club is jokes and television. If only I had known this in 2001, my roommates and our bong would have tried out for the Devil Rays. I guess the quote isn't entirely surprising since Hunter spent his whole career prior to this season with the Twins. That's the team that explains losing streaks by claiming they're trying too hard.

Give manager Mike Scoscia credit. Later in the article he says that "clubhouse chemistry is second to on-field chemistry" which I think translates to: "It's not the plasma TV, dummy."

Perhaps I shouldn't be too hard on Hunter either. Since the Angels clinched the division back in April, maybe there really has been a lot of time for bonding.


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6 Comments

Mr Wizard was one of my favorite shows. He showed me how to walk through a normal 8.5x11 piece of construction paper.

Christ, Fartie. Are you gonna make us look it up, or are you going to fucking TELL US HOW TO WALK THROUGH A PIECE OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER?

That bandage-face gag is still probably the funniest thing anyone has done at a baseball game.

We're laughing and joking, watching TV together, listening to music together. We don't have too many different cliques. Everybody's kind of together, cracking jokes with each other. And that's kind of cool."

So all we need is a WoW TV and we'll have a successful baseball team

Sombrero,

You make cuts up and down the paper like a centipede, then hollow out the inside of the cuts so the whole piece of paper opens up like an accordion. I did this in front of my class in 1st grade and banged everyone soon after.

@ Fartie: Thanks, but apparently results may vary. Our hot-ass sales chick was not impressed in the break room just now.

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