Unfortunately, You Haven't Heard The Last Of Gary Sheffield

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Everyone's favorite malcontent and 42 year MLB veteran, Gary Sheffield is stiiiiiill yapping about his dustup with Fausto Carmona. Much like the angry drunk at the bar you're praying won't make eye contact with you, Sheffield is no longer just mad at Carmona. He now is vowing revenge on the nameless Indians players he believes he attacked him from behind. Sigh.

"When you get into brawls -- when somebody's back is toward you -- you pull each other apart. That is what you're supposed to do. But when guys take cheap shots, I take that personal.

"When I find out who they are, they are going to have to deal with me."

In what form?

"Don't worry. You'll see. I'm not one of those guys to sit there and talk about what I'm going to do. I'm just going to do what I'm going to do."

Unfortunately for Gary the Terminator, the Tigers don't face the Indians again until May 1, 2009. So that's a lot of time for him to stew and get even angrier. It's also plenty of time for people to forget that any of this even happened so when Sheffield steps to the plate in Cleveland next year, wielding a mace instead of a bat, people will have no idea why.

For now, I'd urge all civilians to steer clear of Gary until he is finally able to vent his frustrations. Something tells me his offseason is going to look a lot like this.

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Revenge is a dish best served eleventh in a twelve course gourmet dinner with accompanying wines.

They never see it coming.

I'm starving. We got any revenge back there?

Yes, but we still out of meet.

Send over a steaming pile of Sheff

He hails from Bronson, Missouri.

Next time Sheff gets a Cleveland Steamer.

Vengeance is forwarding to your enemies the copay statements for your seventeenth wrist surgery.

I'm trying to figure out why this post warranted the "Japan" tag. Does it have something to do with the YouTube video that the Evil IT Overlords wont allow me to view?

Tim McCarver loves Charles Brandon movies.

all I can hear in my head is Sheff saying, "I'm gonna git you sucka."

That Japanese guy is not funny. He's just an asshole in a striped jacket. This video proves that Japanese people are too nice. He certainly is asking for a cockpunch.

Sheffield - Carmona. UFC 92. Only on the Baseball channel.

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