Yankees Fan Gets Lucky, Does the Cabbage Patch

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Some chucklehead sitting in the bleachers caught a home run at Yankee Stadium on Tuesday night. He celebrated by doing what any one of us would do: the cabbage patch. I know, I was there watching him from the right field loge section and silently judging him. Then, through a wild act of kismet, the dude caught another tater tot on Wednesday night in almost the exact same spot. The YES Network took note:


The great Yankee blog NYY Stadium Insider put the video together and we will be sending them a caseful of Diet Cherry Cokes.


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I hope Manny starts doing the same thing after every flyout.

@futuremrs/CTC

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how you copulate via a blog site.

By the way, I didn't mean bickering in the comments section. That would be weird.

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FUCK I RUINED IT

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I believe these statements are better served with semicolons rather than commas. Perhaps FMRA and her incredible grasp of grammar and punctuation can enlighten us.

Chicago headline guidelines do not demand them, as headlines need not be complete sentences :)

...am I really that much of an asshole?

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