For many years, Americans have tried to understand the Japanese culture. Just when we think we've got them figured out, they go and produce something like this:
(via this disturbing website that is so terrible we don't recommend you looking at the rest of the content...seriously)

Looks like Lincecum. Well, Rincecum, I guess.
Japanese hair metal rocks! Also, thanks Websense for blocking that site.
Judging by Dice-K's mechanics; that must be the Japanese version of the Tom Emanski videos.
Cirque de Baseball?
So Ryan Dempster is already working on new ways to disguise his pitches?