Rinku And Dinesh Check In; Meet Barry Bonds

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Rinku and Dinesh's "Million Dollar Arm Blog" had been silent for a little while. Where were are heroes? Had JB sir blown out their arms to the point where they couldn't even type? Had they had enough of SoCal traffic and returned to the uncongested fields of home?

No! Dudes are busier than ever and returned this morning with a full slate of what may be their best entries to date. They explained that they're getting ready for their "tryout" on November 6th. They're prepping by practicing with the team at Vanguard University who, according to their website, are "a comprehensive Christian university." The team is being "very nice" to Rinku and Dinesh, which I presume to mean they haven't tried to convert them yet.

The guys' English is also getting better. They're even learning to understand slang. Kind of.

We are now at the point where we can understand very much when people speak. We are even learning some slang talk. Like the other day one of the players on USC team saw another player eating and he said, "What are you cracking on DAWG."

In America that means what are you eating my friend. Friends call each other DAWG here. Very weird.

Finally, the guys got to see one of California's largest and most controversial historical artifacts in person. A site so breathtaking that it's hard to believe it's a natural creation. Yes, Rinku and DInesh got to meet Barry Bonds. From the entry, "Tips From The Greatest Ever"

JB Sir drove us to Barry Bonds house to meet with him. It was awesome.

Mr. Bonds sir has the finest house anyone could ever imagine. He has many animals that he has hunted and preserved to display. He has his own real movie theater. He also has many cars and a gym just like the one at USC. He even has a mirror that turns into a TV! GAZAB!

Mr. Bonds sir studied our pitching with us and gave us many strategies of how to improve.

GAZAB! Barry Bonds' crib sounds like it was designed by Wayne Newton. If you don't remember, "JB Sir" is Jeff Bernstein. Bernstein was/is Barry's marketing agent and presumably called in this favor to the big man. No matter your thoughts on Bonds, for two guys coming to America to learn the game, few things could beat meeting with the All Time Home Run King. For all the indiscretions he's been accused of, none of them would help him have a better eye or be more able to read a pitcher's mechanics. I hope the guys were taking notes. On the pitching, not the interior design or gross misuse of wealth.

Now if you'll excuse me dawg, I'm starving and need to go crack on something.


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WHAT was Gilbert Grape crackin' on, anyway?

GAZAB indeed.

Earl, we got any DAWG back there? I'm dyin' to get crackin on somethin'.

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Either way, Hank is the true home run king. Why cant Bonds stop at 754? that would be better. Maybe his legs will crush under the weight of his giant head tomorrow and we wont have to worry about this anymore.
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Either way, Hank is the true home run king. Why cant Bonds stop at 754? that would be better. Maybe his legs will crush under the weight of his giant head tomorrow and we wont have to worry about this anymore.
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I think until he is convicted under a court of law he deserves the honor. I just wonder where was the outrage when McGuire broke the home run record even though it was questioned at the time that he was using aphemedies.
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Ruth would not beable to speak with all the alchohol he drank. He would be wasted out of his mind.
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It just means it is the release date from overseas, they usually have movies come out a lot sooner than the ones in the U.S.

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lol if he hits 800 in his career i will be surprised. at most he has one year left after this, where he will go to the AL and DH for a team that needs a bat. of course he will end up making ridiculous money for it, but thats only so he could get to 800. sure, hitting 800 homers wont be forgotten, especially from a guy like bonds. the whole steroid controversy will loom over his head forever.
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Ruth would simply tell him, steroids do nothing but destroy your body. That is true because his most career home runs will not be remembered really like a record to beat since everyone knows he used steroids. Bonds would bow his head in shame.
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