Hey kids, I'm a bean.
- WILL Joe Maddon's "look at me" rotation shake up work or backfire? You know what I hope will happen. I'm supposed to be impartial, but know that I'll be rooting harder during this game than any other since we created this site.
- WHAT will the guttural grunt of despair emanating from my soul sound like if the Rays hit another first inning Funny Bone?
- HOW many baserunners will Dice-K let on?
- DOESN'T something eventually have to give with all those walks? This would be a bad night for the floodgates to finally burst.
- WHICH one of you comedy geniuses wrote "Keep burning till we find Furcal's house" on the Dabbleboard? That made me guffaw.
- ARE you as excited as we are about Tuffy stopping by to do the Glog tonight? Dude is one of the funniest and most original writers in our business. If you're at home tonight, do not miss this one.