Don't Bother Me in January: The MLB Network Looks Great

| | Comments (24)

Sixteen days from now, your television set will finally be able to provide you with the twenty-four hour a day baseball programming you've been craving all your life. The MLB Network is set to debut on most cable and satellite services (unlike that crappy NFL Network) on January 1st with the rarely-viewed footage of Don Larsen's perfect game in the 1956 World Series, interspersed with commentary by Larsen and his batterymate Yogi Berra.

Even better, the network is broadcasting out of sunny Secaucus, NJ, just a few miles from Iracane Headquarters; if they are really putting up bleachers in the studio, I am going to find a way to sit on them.

With the launch of the MLB Network web presence, we can finally see how the network will fill out the rest of the year's programming, and comment on the choices in a snarky manner, as is our wont:

  • Ken Burns' Baseball: Hey, remember when Ken Burns did a documentary about baseball by zooming in and out of old photographs and getting old-timey baseball players to narrate by chattering wistfully with a soundtrack of banjo music in the background? Yeah, I loved it too and now we can watch the series every Tuesday night at 8PM.

  • Prime 9: A show that ranks the nine best in a given category, like center fielders or World Series games or steroid scandals. Originally, this was to be a top ten show but Selig demanded an extra four minutes be sold for ad time, so they lopped off the end of the countdown. I might actually watch this despite my hatred for listicles. Oh wait, this entire blog entry is a listicle.

  • Baseball's Seasons: The website's description says a lot: "Relive some of baseball's most memorable seasons as MLB Network chronicles the events that made each of them great. Whether it is Cal Ripken's streak bringing the fans back after a canceled season or the Mets and Yankees helping to heal a wounded city, you'll see how some seasons are able to stand apart from the rest." Hopefully, they'll go back further than 1995. My memory isn't that bad yet.

  • Cathedrals of the Game: A virtual tour guide of major league stadia across the country, this series was first shown on the all-HD network INHD a few years ago. Host Michelle Beadle spends a day touring the ballpark and tops it off by enjoying a game, except for the Safeco Field episode, because Mariners games are never enjoyable.

  • Rising Sons: I'm not sure if this is a series or just a one-off documentary. Either way, it chronicles the influx of baseball players from Japan and investigates the difficulties they endure with the culture change. Hopefully, the second season will follow Rinku and Dinesh around for a couple months. I would absolutely Tivo that and even buy the DVD set for the extras, like the commentary track by JB, sir.

To fill time, the MLB Network will be showing old game broadcasts, playoff series, and home run derbies. If you're a Philly guy and the Eagles miss the playoffs, you're in luck: on the first Sunday of the NFL playoffs, they'll be showing the entire 2008 World Series. So at least you got that going for ya.

(Thanks for the heads up, folks at BBTF Newsblog)

PREVIOUS: The Dutch Oven: Useless When Empty   |   NEXT: UZR is the New OBP


Worst show idea? "Mark Langston's Nude Luau."

I've seen a few episodes of Cathedrals of the Game. The rats in Shea Stadium looked even better in HD

Ken Burns' Baseball's most redeeming quality--besides the banjoin'--is a chance to enjoy a bit of Studs Terkel in his red gingham-checked shirt one more time.

Whether it is Cal Ripken's streak bringing the fans back after a canceled season

I thought that McGwire and Sosa were the ones responsible for rejuvenating the fans' interest? Or is MLB simply denying any of that ever happened? Maybe someone should check on Sammy, just to be sure.

there was only one cathedral of the game and they have played their last game there.

/pours one out for the house that Ruth built

A documentary about Cal Ripken's perfect attendance is like a feature film about paying your bills on time.

How about bringing back some old time "This Week in Baseball" episodes?...none of the stuff from recent years, just the Mel Allen stuff.

They'll have to change the title every time they air it. "1387 Weeks Ago in Baseball" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

I would like montages of older local television promos. Much like this:

Seriously? That loks like some great programming.

And maybe this way I can actually see the Tribe win something.

Not when they replay the '95 series.

Thanks Matt, I needed a reminder of that. I'm just hoping they broadcast kinoscopes of the Cleveland Spiders.

Home run derbies + NFL playoffs = societal Berman overdose

They outta have a minor-league show, and spotlight some of the whacky promos teams have. Craziness ensues. Ratings winnar.

That's a great idea, Phillas. Rick Chandler can program the show for them.

They outta have a minor-league show, and spotlight some of the whacky promos teams have.
Online Network degree | accredited online universities | Psychology School

"1387 Weeks Ago in Baseball" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Online Music degree | firefighter school

Ken Burn's documentary about baseball was the best.

Jumeirah lake towers | web developer dubai | Arabian ranches property

Looks great, That's a great idea.

I like your site.

great site get ex back

great site get paid to upload

Leave a comment