Hey kids, Darius McCrary.
- WHAT the hell is this guy talking about in the first two paragraphs of this column? If baseball is so boring to you dude, then go cover some city council meets and get lost. And also, don't speak for me. I'm not disillusioned. I'm so illusioned I'm like David Goddamned Copperfield.
- WOULD Ron Gant make the HoF if Matt_T hadn't been kicked out of the selection committee for sleeping with Branch Rickey's widow?
- IS this the vaguest headline ever?
- DID the Reds make the right move by re-signing Mike Lincoln?
- IS anyone ever going to do anything interesting this offseason so I can stop talking about people like Mike Lincoln?
Tomorrow is a half day here so bring a book or something to read. Haha. Just kidding. Read Big League Stew instead. Same WoW channel.