Sinkerballer Signs in South: Supposedly Savior? Scary.

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It's official. Frank Wren continues his now 5 day long streak of actually doing stuff. After signing Kenshin Kawakami, they've now finalized a 4 year, $60M deal with Derek Lowe. I think any NL team would have done well to sign Lowe this offseason, but Dave O'Brien's assertion that Atlanta now has "their ace," should be a little troubling to fans that are looking to actually compete in the NL East this year.

In fact, this would probably just be a link in TQ under normal circumstances but we owe Matt T for being a good commenter.

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I dunno...easily one of the 10 best starters in the NL last year, and healthy as he's ever been, but he's just usually not that good. They'd have been way better off signing Willie Bloomquist as their ace. He's got intangibles.


What's that dolphin's BONILLA?

Is that graphic from Planet Earth?

Okay, it took me 15 minutes to figure out what the hell this whole BONILLA thing is, and now I've spent the last 15 trying to figure out how that jumping dolphin ties into the Derek Lowe signing.

I'm more confused than the time I sniffed three tubes of model glue and watched an episode of Twin Peaks.

Guess I should check in here more often during the winter.

Guess I should check in here more often during the winter.

Yeah, Kris, Lloyd and I are not producing original content every single weekday for our own entertainment.


Wait, that's exactly what we're doing.

It's not a dolphin, it's an orca or killer whale. And the Braves just killed their chances of winning the NL East.

Georgia, prepare yourselves for the Derek Lowe Face:

That orca used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. In a fit of pique, he beached himself after watching Free Willy 2 at Old Orchard mall.

Freetzy used to pick coffee beans in Guatemala.

My orca froze.

The greatest trick CTC ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

flog the dolphin and it will get moving again.

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