The Dutch Oven: Emptier Than a Humid August Marlins Game

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Nothing happened last night worth reporting. Today's Dutch Oven is empty and it will therefore and henceforth be the final Dutch Oven of the off-season. There are still many (Manny!) free agents left unsigned but I'll be damned if I'm going to wait patiently for each and every one of them to get a deal and fill out these pieces with other, sillier news. My predictions: Bobby Abreu will end up a Giant, Adam Dunn a Met, and Manny Ramirez a Dodger once again. There can be no other way.

So on Monday, we abandon the Dutch Oven until next winter and will only report on free agent signings with remaindered links accompanied by ridiculous animated GIFs. I hope you enjoyed this format and I hope you all went out and bought a dutch oven to make chili in.

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I bought a dutch oven but I made Coq Au Vin.

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