The Dutch Oven: Just Take a Little Nibble, Pal

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Why the dutch oven? Because the term 'hot stove' needs to be retired. This feature will attempt to give you a listicle-driven source for all sorts of off-season baseball rumors. If you have any suggestions, rumors, or recipes that I can cook in my dutch oven, email us

  • Braves Dip Pen In Japanese Inkwell Just One More Time: Frank Wren's frequent flier miles across the Pacific are paying off! The Braves signed Japanese pitching prospect Yoshinori Yamarin to a minor league deal. He went undrafted in last year's NPB draft but don't hold that against him. The hat size, however, is a different story.

  • Yankees Bring Back Andy Dynasty for Another Go-Around: Veteran lefty Andy Pettitte has agreed to return to the NY Yankees for a one-year contract worth up to $12 million after certain incentive bonuses are met. And they will be met. Because if Andy Pettitte is good at one thing it's meeting incentive bonuses. And praising Jesus.

  • Brewers Bring Back Craig Counsell, Refuting Earlier Reports: I thought the former NLCS MVP had signed with the Padres but I couldn't have been any wronger. I also thought the Padres had inked a deal with Omar Vizquel but again, I was wrong. In any case, Counsell returns to a utility role with the reigning wild card Brewers. He'll play a little second, play a little short, dick around at third base, and generally annoy Ryan Braun with constant requests to play Parcheesi.


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4 Comments

Bobby Cox has already nicknamed him Zipperhead 2

That Pettitte is one hell of a negotiator. Talked the Yankees down from 10 million to 5.5? This is the Yankees we're talking about, not traditionally known for underpaying pitchers.

SO I FIRST SAW GRAND TIRAMISU AND NOW WE HAVE A REAL LIVE ORIENTAL ON THE TEAM I FEEL LIKE I AM TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO. THAT WAS A SONG REFERENCE FOR ALL OF YOU SO ENJOY IT I KNOW YOU LIKE JOKES ON THIS WEBPAGE

OH AN HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BLOG ROB I HOPE YOU HAD SOME FUN THIS WEEKEND I KNOW I DID I BET YOU DIDNT YOU PROBABLY STAYED HOME AND TALKED TO THE INTERNET ALL NIGHT OR SOMETHING; GET A FRIEND.

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