The Dutch Oven: Send Lawyers, Guns, and Honey

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Why the dutch oven? Because the term 'hot stove' needs to be retired. This feature will attempt to give you a listicle-driven source for all sorts of off-season baseball rumors. If you have any suggestions, rumors, or recipes that I can cook in my dutch oven, email us


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Reed Johnson looks like he's taking the same drugs that Joaquin Phoenix is

Only one Brewer it looks like for the US roster (Braun). Nine though over all the teams.

Scratch that, 10.

Chipper and Peavy on the same team.....shoulda been you Braves.

How did Graeme Lloyd get left off the Australian roster? Did this have something to do with it?

AMERICA HECK YEAH ME AND BRAD HAWPE ARE GONNA BRING OUR TREE STANDS WITH US TO PRACTICE DUH BECAUSE WE HUNT. ALSO I DONT KNOW WHY VICKORINO WAS ALLOWED ON THE TEAM HE IS FROM HAWAII AND THAT DOESNT COUNT AS USA. ENJOY YOUR DUMB BLOG TODAY DOPES I AM OFF TO BUY MORE GUNS BECAUSE HAWPE TOLD ME THAT TOMORROW OBAMA IS SHUTTING DOWN ALL OF THE GUN COMPANIES AND SENDING THEM TO CUBA OR SOMETHING.

Chipper loves the WBC because it helps him learn which of his teammates and opponents are which nationality, and then he can adjust his racist but playful slurs accordingly.

I don't think you can say Puerto Rican

Is Stockman still with The Braves? And he should be playing (Or not in this tournament) for Great Britain, he's as bad as A-Rod.

Stockman is still with the Braves, he was injured some of last year, and I don't think he made it up to the big club last year

Once again the Team Mormon is shunned from the WBC.

Does Team Mormon wear the magic underwear beneath the unis when they play ball?

Team Mormon makes the umpire read the lineup card inside a hat.

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