Hey kids, stupidity is not a handicap in politics.
- WILL J.P. Ricciardi be picking his kids up at Mike Greenwell Elementary after school today?
- DOES this Jay McGwire nonsense sound like a bunch of horsefeathers to you or am I the only one?
- WHAT will become of the arbitration hearings between the Pirates and two of their best players, Nate McLouth and Paul Maholm? Six million dollars is a big nut for a small market team to choke down.
- CAN you show me and Rinku how to make knot on neck rope? Hurry, the boat with the shrimp is leaving soon.
- IS Jay-Z the new Humpty?
That's it for today. Until tomorrow, my fine-feathered friends, when we'll throw some more BONILLA right in your face. Moo and Oink video purloined from Save vs. Death.
Nate McLouth may have stolen a Gold Glove, but he was a 3 win player last year. Hometown discount plus grown ass blond man discount equals the Pirates are an unfunny joke.
So, 'Duk isn't taking the addition of Steve Phillips to Sunday Night Baseball very well...
Neither is Jon Miller
There's a yahoo! commenter below that 'Duk post, named Smitto. Smitto is pure awesomeness: an actual pro-Joe Morgan diatribe as if written by the spawn of T.S. Eliot and a retarded nutria.
Smitto is Dave Concepcion
Did Smitto try to write that comment in iambic pentameter?