Hey kids, tick tick tick tick. Ok, give me your answer.
- YOU already read my BBWAA award wrap up, but have you checked out David Pinto's take on the FAG awards?
- WILL Bernie Williams make the Puerto Rican team for the WBC? What, they couldn't get Hector Elizondo?
- WAS there frustration at TwinsFest? No. What a stupid question.
- WHY are the Rangers sitting around watching Benson? I'm as big a Robert Guillaume fan as anyone, probably bigger, but shouldn't they be getting ready for the season?
- IS Dinesh the next Pedro Martinez? He's been working on his change up.
- EVER heard Jim Leyland sing? The astonishing part isn't even that he's got on okay voice. It's that he is capable of carrying around a song in his ice cold black heart.
- WHY are Steelers fans so annoying?
- HOW many baseball bats can you fit in your pants? The discussion starts at 3.
That's all for today. Tomorrow there's more. Same WoW channel. You too, Lobster Baby.
I am hereby ashamed I didn't think of obamaiconing Lobster Baby.
More Obamiconning, courtesy of Matt_T's suggestion:
http://tinyurl.com/btj85g
And one more for good measure:
http://tinyurl.com/b8scm7
I wouldn't characterize Leyland's heart as black. His lungs, however, do qualify.
SAG awards my ass. The membership of SAG can lick the dingleberry-encrusted hemorroids on a hobo's ass. Four months now I'm out of work because those assclowns cannot understand the most basic economic concepts.
Oh, and Happy Chinese New Year.
Hey look, Chipper made one
http://tinyurl.com/d7ld3v
http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/459489-strong-men-also-cry.html