Hey kids, you're supposed to turn it on to make it work.
- IS baseball really recession-proof? Squawking Baseball's Shawn Hoffman investigates (hint: no it's not, but it's recession-resistant) and the whole thing gets stuck behind the Baseball Prospectus paywall. Check out his free thoughts on the matter instead.
- WHAT was Phillies pitcher Kyle Kendrick thinking when he did this photo-shoot with the sexy Survivor Stephenie LaGrossa?
- HOW MUCH must former Royals slugger Mike Sweeney love Animal Style burgers? Must be a lot because he just signed a minor league deal with the Mariners that will have him in Peoria, AZ for spring training, with the local In-N-Out just steps away.
- WHY can't the Seattle Post-Intelligencer distinguish between Mike Sweeney and Mark Sweeney? Screenshot here in case they wise up and fix the mistake.
- WHERE is Rich Hill headed, or more accurately, does anyone not named Rich Hill even care?
- DID you wash your hands after you tinkled after lunch? Hope you didn't use anti-bacterial soap.
That's it for today. Come back and join us tomorrow as we finish off the BONILLA projections with two bookend entries, and approach a very special date in Walkoff Walk history.
(Tigers fantasy camp photo courtesy of Tom Hagerty and LakelandLocal.com)
I noticed on the Philly map in my office that there's a tiny local town in Bucks County, PA named "Rich Hill." There's another town in western PA known as "Richhill."
No word on which town is more disappointing, or if either has as many broken dreams as the man they share a name with.
Is tomorrow when we finally find out whatever happened to joe2781?
Dave Bergman had a fine mustache. Damn near Brewers-esque.
I didn't wash my hands after I tinkled.
I licked them clean.
It's sterile, you know.
You can drink your own urine. Of course, you can also drink an appletini, and I wouldn't do that, either.
I don't wash my hands with antibacterial soap, but I do use it when I freebase. It's the only thing that gets me off anymore.
Is Mike Sweeney trying to beat out Jose Vidro for the Seattle DH spot?
Rinku's favorite song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqRm9AJNwxE
from their twitter
Catchy.