Video Interview: Diamondbacks GM, Josh Byrnes

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I got on my Skype this morning for an exclusive sitdown with Diamondbacks GM, Josh Byrnes. We discussed the club's relatively quiet offseason, and whether or not he has any regrets after his first trip around the Hot Stove. It's revealing, candid stuff, and you'll only find it on Walkoff Walk.


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Greetings ladies and germs. Walkoff Walk presents:

THE HUMAN CONDITION!!!

That kid is the embodiment of all that comprises the typical 11-year-old: confusion, angst, fleeting ambition, difficulty with details, guilt, general awkwardness. Only the omission of the words, "stupid" and, "gay", prevent him from achieving archetypal status.

@Gorge
Also video games, Cooler Ranch Dorito crumbs, and chronic masturbation (in that order).

BBTN need someone to replace Phillps when he cosies up with the JM's, what are they waiting for?

Was anyone else waiting for the ransom demands at the end of that?

Get a shirt with a baseball on it, you chubby little shit.

Phony,

That's big talk from a guy that leaves the house in a Padres hat.

With that face.

But my mom says I'm handsome!

And until further notice, the Padres are an actual major league team. They got uniforms and everything. It's real neat.

Are we going to get another nasty email from an angry parent?

If my parents knew how to use the interwebs, possibly.

MY MOM ISN'T TOO KEEN ON USING THE WEBSITES AND WOULD BE MADDER THAN A WET CAT IF SHE KNEW I WROTE ON THIS BLOG

That's funny, I see Chipper's mom on the websites all the time.

MASSIVE MARINERS MOMENT:

Seamen get Garret Olson and Ronny Cedeno from Baby Bears, send Aaron Heilman away before he has chance to infect bullpen with the foul stench of Mets defeat.

The foul stench of Mets defeat would actually improve the overall odor in Seattle, which right now smells worse than a rotting otter carcass covered in Heineken and year-old feta.

You just don't appreciate the Pike Place Fish Market, Rob.

Olson should crack the M's rotation. I know little about Ronny Cedeno, other than it seems like there has been a guy named Ronny Cedeno playing in MLB since I was a whippersnapper like our guy above.

Cubs GM Jim Hendry has been an admirer of Heilman's since he was at Notre Dame. Not because of his pitching, but for his tireless work with to cure halitosis. Hendry's breath be stank, y'all.

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