Tonight's Questions

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Hey kids, it's quiet in here.

  • IS Miguel Tejada going to get 35 years in prison? It's not even an option but I just thought I'd ask.

  • YOU know who I'm almost sure was on steroids? The dude from Biohazard.

  • WHY are so many cars getting hit by trains in the UK? Probably because they're driving on the wrong side of the road.

  • DO you know which team is having pitchers and catchers report tomorrow? It's the Indians! I know, lame. But still, they're going to make it official. CAMP STARTS TOMORROW YOU IDIOTS!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need a nap. I had a Pastrami sandwich for lunch at the Fenway Bleacher Bar (warning, site contains annoying harmonica music). I gotta tell you, even though it's warm here today the field was still all slushy and baseball looks like a long way away. I'm looking forward to seeing teams in that Florida weather.

But hey, join us back here tomorrow as we take one monumental step closer to the regular season. Same WoW channel. You too, Monkey Baby.


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35 Comments

It's the Indians! I know, lame

How dare you say that about Rinku and Dinesh

Great day today, WoWies. Thanks for joining us and commenting.

WOO JENSEN LEWIS AND KELLY SHOPPACH

I would take you anywhere, Monkey Baby.

Monkey Baby probably not as delicious as Lobster Baby.

My entire basis for this is that scene in Temple of Doom.

NTS:Don't stop car on level crossing. you'd think the adverts showing a little girl bleeding to death would be enough to put people off, it's gruesome.

If Monkey Baby has a kid already, can he still be a baby?

Monkey Baby would be even cooler if he was flinging poo

@matt_T: From the look on Monkey Baby's face, I think that's exactly what he's thinking.

@Matt
Feathers not dots

I wanna swing Monkey Baby around my head by the tail like a helicopter.

Oye como va! Carlos Santana is reporting to camp tomorrow!

How pathetic is this: the Tribe enters camp with Pavano penciled in as the #3 starter.

Today's Washington Nationals Prop Bet: Spring Training, batting practice. Daniel Cabrera throwing to Adam Dunn. Over/under on number of civilian casualties? I peg it at seven.

Chief,

The Cardinals have Joel fuckin' Pinero penciled in the fourth rotation spot. FOURTH. The fifth spot is a full body cast of Chris Carpenter.

No one may complain about rotation depth unless that can beat that donkey dung pile.

/checks to see if any Pirates fans are around

Still waiting for some Pirates fans, Astros fans and Reds fans to be regular commenters up in here. Anyone?

I thought the Reds fan thing was covered. Covered by Clooney, that is.

The draft is the first night of my honeymoon. I can't wait to auto-select Sammy Sosa with my first pick.

hey Fartie, am I getting an invite to your wedding?

1. I wanna swing Monkey Baby around my head by the tail like a helicopter.
Who knew Liakos was a Petey Pablo fan? Not me, for sure.

2. Rob, to my knowledge, there ain't no Marlins fans up in this piece neither.

3. Happy birthday shout-out to Brian Daubach.

WILL someone tell me how I ended up on the email list for the Bowling Green Hot Rods? (that's the Class A affiliate for the Tampa Bay Rays)

Because you tried to make it the Bowling Green Cave Shrimp.

BECAUSE I made you all vote for the Bowling Green mascot naming contest, which "Cave Shrimp" lost by an enormous margin.

Dammit, Matty.

Oh, well isn't that something. Man I'd be a lot cooler if I remembered anything, ever.

Phillas, you are not invited. But it is at Los Altos CC in March, if you were the type to wedding-crash.

Dear friends,

Tonight I tried the Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron beer for the first time. I didn't think it was possible for a brewery to concoct a beer that was so good, that I savored it as if it were a 1997 Brunello, but it's true. This thing...is amazing. No wonder they only sell it in 4-packs at random intervals throughout the year. Otherwise, I'd smash every single bottle of wine I owned and never go back.

Regards,
Rob

It's also 12% ABV so I may be a bit silly right now.

Rob where did you buy said delicious beverage?

Holy shit, 12% abv?
Sounds delicious

Liquor Outlet Wine Cellars in Boonton, NJ. It's my go-to place for wines and Dogfish head brews. I thought the DFH Indian Brown Ale was the cat's pajamas but man, was I wrong.

Pretty sure that counts as a Barley Wine. 12% is some serious heat - drink two more then write a bunch of stuff.

Here's next weekend's entertainment:

http://bayareaderbygirls.com/events/

I am sure that Iracane would probably write about JD Drew after 2 more of those.

Colonel,

I'll say one thing about the Cards rotation. It's consistent:

http://www.walkoffwalk.com/2008/02/everythings-comin-up-cardinal.html

Goddamn you, CTC. Everyone in the Cards rotation is going to pitch way above their career averages. Again. On the plus side, Anthony Reyes is Chief Wahoo's new player to hate and Matt Clement is Lloyd's new pitcher to forget is on the team.

p.s. I wrote this after coming from a bar. '06 WORLD CHAMPS! WOOOO!

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