Tonight's Questions

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Hey kids, sorry.

  • ARE you look for ideas on how your household can cope with the Xtreme Depression? Take some tips from The Diamondbacks.

  • YOU think you could take Verne Gagne now that he's 82 years old? You're probably wrong.

  • IS it really neccessary to throw a cheeseburger reference into this post about Alberto Callaspo? I think Mellinger is just trying to sneak in under the In-N-Out Mention Alarm.

  • WERE you aware of the Atlas-like burden on the shoulders of Kendry Morales? He's already the most successful Kendry in baseball history? What else does he have left to prove?

That wonderful picture of Jethro Kawakami (he's trying to fit in down there) was stolen from the Big League Stew photostream on Twitter. Speaking of which, did you know that Rob and I also have Twitters? They update automatically along with WoW so you can stay current with whatever we have going on. Also I can tell you what I'm having for dinner or who in my class I have a crush on.

So if technology is your bag then sign up, baby. Next, we're gonna get an AOL Chatroom. Pretty stoked about that. But until then you just come back tomorrow. Same WoW channel.


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24 Comments

I feel like my Dad because I have no idea what this twitter thing is all about. Plus I can't look at it at work

Kris, why does your Twitter profile include a picture of Michael Ian Black?

We also try to update our tweeters with bon mots, but mostly end up with malapropisms.

I highly recommend Twitter, if only for use as a de facto RSS reader.

So let me get this straight ... if I invite people into my house and sell them hot dogs for $1.50, I too can survive the Xtreme Depression? And here I've been selling these apples two for a buffalo-head nickel.

Oh SNAP what's your ICQ numbers

Nice prank, Chipper

Jethro Kawakami? Does he tell racist jokes in a westcountry accent between innings?

Where's the *OFFicIAl WaLKOFfWAlK MYSPACE GrIOUP*?

The only thing I Twitter is in my pants.

HAHAHHH THANKS -m-a-TT YEAH WE GOT EM GOOD WE ALSO TOLD THIS ALVIN COLINA GUY THAT SCORPIONS ARE A GOOD CURE FOR RAZZBERRIES SO HE LET ONE BITE HIS RAZZBERRY AND WOOHOO DID HE YALP. DOC SAYS HELL BE OK NO BIGGIE HE WAS JUST A BULLPEN CATCHER ANYWAY HE NEEDS TO BE TOUGHER TO HANG WITH THE GRANDE DOGS AS HE CALL US.

NO BUT FOR SERIOUS TODAY WAS GREAT HANGING OUT WITH YOU PUPS I TRY TO SHOW YOU ALL THE WAY TO BE BUT I DONT THINK ANY OF YOU GET IT CHRIST READING THE NIGHTLY QUESTIONS AT NIGHT LAST NIGHT WAS BRUTAL YOU HAD A BUNCH OF BANDS THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT DUH IF THEY CANT OPEN FOR THE FLATTS WHAT GOOD ARE THEY NO WONDER THEIR DUMB RECORD LABEL BIT THE SNAKE AS THEY SAY. ANYWAY BACK TO THE GRIND TOMORROW I HAVE MY EYES ON THIS NEW TRAINERS ASSISTANT WHO HAD THE GONADS TO PARK IN THE PLAYERS ROW TODAY OH WELL SOUNDS LIKE A CAR SEAT FULL OF HAWKEN SPIT IS ON THE MENU TOMORROW IN LAKE BUENA VISTA.

Good night, sweet prince.

Outstanding, Larry!

I have a Twitter, but Kris is the only reciprocating WoW editor.

Rob and Lloyd are going to give me a complex.

Sorry Colonel, I've been called out twice already for my Twittiquette.

But yeah, I tweet too! Ain't branding grand?

I am really horrible at Twittiquette.

Twitter? More like titter. Get it? Titter.

I also twitter, but my updates are either self-deprecating jokes or replies to Matt_T.

I also FORMAT HTML WITH THE ACCURACY OF A RAGING CHIMP, but my updates are either self-deprecating jokes or replies to Matt_T.

But there was clearly some bitterness over the turn of events, some of it directed at media outlets that reported Griffey had decided to play for Atlanta. Pitcher Tim Hudson got into a heated argument in the clubhouse with a newspaper reporter, claiming his story angered Griffey and led him to back out of dealings with the Braves. A team official had to step in and lead Hudson to a back room.

DOB dun got yelled at

ESPN Deportes reports that Primobolan was not available over-the-counter or with a prescription in Dominican Republic pharmacies between 2001-03.

Translation: PEDRO GOMEZ IS GOING TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, PEOPLE

Vamos a la Dominica!

Pedro Gomez' questions will not require translation.

Twitter is one of those things that makes me feel stupid because I don't get it.

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