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Hey kids, that bed used to be against the wall.


That's it for birthday week. I love you all. Even the filthy ones. Happy Arbor Day.

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Good work, everyone!

Arbor Day isn't like Ramadan. You can't just make up when it is.

Someone get Saro G a WOW account, stat. I like the cut of that guys jib.

go [profane] yourself

@Chief

"Burn in hell, turd sandwich" might be the best thing I have ever read.

Also, his name wasn't originally "Saro G," but actually "Sarong." He's a big fan of modesty at the beach.

You can all stick a fishstick up your tailpipes.

Remember: A goner is about as gay as it gets.

Lance Blankenship jersey.

Although my scouts kept saying, "Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps"

(He played in 11 illustrious games for the A's that season)

ehh... Walt Weiss.

And, yes. Pencil me in as "interested."

I bet the replica jersey will be no-name. Were it to have a name, the correct answer would be Stewart. Dude was bad-ass.

I would also accept Mike Gallego.

No love for Greg Cadaret?

"He also checking us for hernia. We not saying how he checking, but we happy JB Sir telling us Doctor doing this thing. If he not telling us, being big surprise."

Sexy!

SEE YA AROD

I am totally shocked and by totally i mean not at all. And by not at all I mean zzzzzzzzzz

ASSUME EVERYONE IS ON STEROIDS, PEOPLE.

Actually, I'm seeing now that there were 1,198 players that took the survey test.. and 104 tested positive. So maybe some guys really are just lousy no good cheaters. Like A Rod.

Mostly this is just annoying because now we're going to have to talk about it ALL SPRING.

SHUT IT DOWN

SHUT IT ALL DOWN

More Breaking News:

I just tested positive for avocado. Delicious.

Lupica has a huggggggggge boner right now.

I expect to see Andruw on that list as testing positive for plantains

I just tested positive for negativeness.

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