Every Quotidian Thing Manny Ramirez Does Is Better and More Newsworthy Than the Supposedly Spectacular Things You Do

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Courtesy of the Extra Bases blog at boston.com, here is ESPN's video of Manny Ramirez riding an oversized tricycle. No, I have no explanation for the porny soundtrack.

Manny was scratched from his would-be spring debut yesterday with a sore hammy, so he did the next best thing and pedaled around the parking lot. This is 20,000 times more newsworthy than your entire month of 'accomplishments'.

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At least he's exercising his legs. Jerk.

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