Courtesy of the Extra Bases blog at boston.com, here is ESPN's video of Manny Ramirez riding an oversized tricycle. No, I have no explanation for the porny soundtrack.
Manny was scratched from his would-be spring debut yesterday with a sore hammy, so he did the next best thing and pedaled around the parking lot. This is 20,000 times more newsworthy than your entire month of 'accomplishments'.
At least he's exercising his legs. Jerk.