The good people at XM Radio have decided that I must choose between just two games to listen to and liveglog today at 3PM. Here are our choices:
- Cleveland Indians vs Chicago Cubs
- Texas Rangers vs Kansas City Royals
/tumbleweeds
Well I glogged the Indians last week and I'd rather not glog at all than waste my life listening to a Royals/Rangers springtime tilt. Sorry folks, no glog today.
Instead, please enjoy this hilarious video courtesy of Big League Stew via AdFreak:

Tribe vs. Cubs, do it!
So if listening to a Royals/Rangers game is "wasting your life" then what sort of pathetic piece of shit am I that I was stoked to read the liveglog of someone wasting their life listening to a royals/rangers game?
Get with the mlb.tv plan Iracane and glog USA/Blue Jays instead
Maybe if our ads paid a little more I could afford MLB.tv
WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE
Well it's your loss, i can hear Stubby Clapp creaking from here.
or you could pull names out of your hat to determine the fantasy baseball draft order.
Stubby Clap sounds like the worst hooker ever.
Jesus Christ - Ramiro Mendoza is pitching for Panama.
I'd rather have e-Lincecum than real Barry Zito any day of the week.
Braves up 2-0 on the Yanks. suck it icarane
That's the highlarious commercial that I referred to the other day but could not locate. Great work Rob/Duk/AdFreak.
This does not reflect well on American work ethic, fellow Team USA rooter.
@matt_t, you know Rob isn't the only Yankee fan here and no I will not suck it.
Rob gave the wink wink nudge nudge though, so perhaps he's open to more things than you are, Mr. Underdog.
I didn't realise Rob was from Purley
Do you think real life Tim Lincecum considered having sexual relations with video game Tim Lincecum?
I don't know about him but i certainly did.
@Rob
Judging by the fact that Real Timmy was wearing a towel, and CGI Timmy went commando, I'm gonna have to say that SOMETHING naughty went down.
The Phillies ad which is like a Sinatra song is awesome.
Sorry UU, it was more of the old deadspin meme than taunting of the Yankeeness of Rob
matt t, no need to apologize.
Team America saw its future today. TRAVIS SNIDER IS MADE OF MAGIC
Thanks for the blown save, Mets pitcher JJ Putz.