Hey kids, you have 9 minutes. Concentrate.
- WHAT is the deal with Florida State Seminole JD Drew's back? Let him tell you.
- ARE you familiar with MORP? I wasn't until today, but the Royals seem to have a pretty good one. There's an indictment of Sabermetrics for all you old schoolers.
- HEY Chipper, what kind of pitch did you hit out today?
- CAN you think of a worse worst case scenario for A-Rod than Bo Jackson? Me either, but the language of this injury is eerily familiar.
- HOW mad at me are you for putting that stellar old Juicy Fruit song in your head? Best jingle ever. Take a
sticksniff. Pull it out. The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth.
Tomorrow. All your Friday favorites. Hey baseball players, be on the lookout for wallabys. Same WoW channel.