Tonight's Questions

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Hey kids, you have 9 minutes. Concentrate.

  • WHAT is the deal with Florida State Seminole JD Drew's back? Let him tell you.

  • ARE you familiar with MORP? I wasn't until today, but the Royals seem to have a pretty good one. There's an indictment of Sabermetrics for all you old schoolers.

  • HEY Chipper, what kind of pitch did you hit out today?

  • CAN you think of a worse worst case scenario for A-Rod than Bo Jackson? Me either, but the language of this injury is eerily familiar.

  • HOW mad at me are you for putting that stellar old Juicy Fruit song in your head? Best jingle ever. Take a stick sniff. Pull it out. The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth.

Tomorrow. All your Friday favorites. Hey baseball players, be on the lookout for wallabys. Same WoW channel.

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25 Comments

If I don't know what MORP is, then you cannot indict me.

Unless you found the bloody glove in my suitcase. Then go ahead and throw the book at me.

Take a sniff. Pull it out. The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth."

Even at 13, I knew that was the most suggestive catchphrase allowable by law. Say what you want about popping Shawn Johnson's taco, Juicy Fruit has Ortega beat.

Oh... SNIFF. That's even worse.

Yeah. If it was "stick," there would be room for debate. But "sniff" puts it so far over the top that it may as well be a Redtube commercial.

Not to mention those BARN BURNING lead guitar fills. Damn I love those songa.

SPRING BREAK WOOOOOO

/gin
/tonic
/30 page paper on IP and blogging

And the situational versatility of the "get your net set up/get your skis shined up" opening line.

IT IS A GIFT FROM THE GREAT MUSE.

MDT, you should substitute that 30 page paper with a lime wedge. It just goes better.

NOW you tell me. This thing is soaked!

Actually, paperwork doesn't start in earnest until tomorrow. Tonight I'm taking a nap and then going at midnight to see just how large Dr. Manhattan's testicles are in IMAX.

MDT: SPOILER

The comedian dies.

@Chief Wahoo

No, he's going to see Watchmen, not Tommy Boy.

I just saw a new Juicy Fruit commercial with the old jingle, but they tone down the "sniffs and riffs" to a mere G-rating. Instead of the bodacious PG-13 level of the originals.

Speaking of, if you haven't seen Saturday Morning Watchmen yet, you need to experience this brilliance.

"Get your plantain fried up..."
"Get your crossbow out..."
"Pull your water wings on..."
"Tie your shrimp's shoes tight..."

TOP OF THE MORNING HAMSTERS YEAH I WENT DEEP TODAY WHEN I HIT THAT HOMERBALL BUT THEN AGAIN THATS WHAT AMERICA HAS COME TO KNOW AND LOVE ABOUT ME WHICH IS I CAN FLAT OUT MASH AND RAKE. ANYWAY NICE SONG CATSHIRT I BET YOU LIKE ALL OF JUICY FRUITS MUSIC BECAUSE THATS WHAT THIS SITE IS MADE UP OF CHEESY JUICY FRUITS LOOK IF YOU REALLY WANT TO ROCK YOULL TAP INTO YOUR INNER BROOKS AND DUNN. ANYWAY GOTTA GET BACK TO THE TEAM HOTEL WE ARE TOTALLY TYING HAMELS AND ROLLINS DOORHANDLES TOGETHER TONIGHT AS A JOKE LAST TIME WE DID IT TO BARRETT AND IANNETTA AND THE ROOK GOT SO PISSED HE TOOK A SWIPE AT JP HOWELL AND I DONT KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS BUT YOU DO NOT WANT TO WRESTLE WITH HOWELL HE IS LIKE A WILD PIG WHEN HE IS FIRED UP EXCEPT I WOULD NEVER SHOOT HOWELL WITH A HORTON LEGEND.

ANYWAY GO AMERICA HOME OF THE FREE AND THE BRAVES.

Juicy Fruit is the best gum on earth for 4 seconds.

I want to say those two gums are related. They both were awesome for a second.

I'm having major html issues right now, so forgive the naked link, but WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS FISH? I'M SO FREAKED OUT!

http://tinyurl.com/d5t6w7

They both were awesome for a second.
Them and me both.

Team USA on Letterman tonight!

Hopefully, we'll get a hot foot reference.

I know it was mentioned often on this site around around the end of the year when we were listing best albums... but whoever recommended The Gaslight Anthem gets one shrimp point. I finally checked them out and ended up using my whole Emusic allotment on the EP and two LPs.

It's like I'm finally the same age as Hot Water Music.

Kris, don't deny yourself some listens of Brian Fallon's solo tunes.

Fitting he does a Tom Waits cover since that's all I'd listened to for about two months before I picked up their record. SYNERGY PEOPLE. SYNERGY.

For my money it doesn't get any better than when ScarJo sings Tom Waits.

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