Hey kids, if you don't tie up your horse at night it might leave you.- YOU wanna know another good reason for the WBC? Now we can have player murders, just like international soccer! It truly is becoming the world's game.
- WHO will play me in the Rinku and Dinesh Movie?
- IS Travis Hafner on his way back to his old form? Bud Shaw has all kinds of smoke to blow up the asses of Indians fans today!
- WHO had "Ervin Santana" in their Angels starting pitcher preseason injury pool?
- HOW is my Mexican team doing in the WBC? Oh. That's uh... not good.
- WILL sentient baseball cards take over the world? I for one, welcome our new Neifi Perez overlords.
- WHAT is our old friend Evan Grant up to these days? I haven't heard what he's eating in months. Turns out he's left the newspaper business and joined up with D Magazine. Go check him out, won't you.
- WHAT do you think of Rob's new outfit? He's wearing it out tonight on a date tonight.
Ta-da. All done for today. We've got more stuff tomorrow, we've got more division previews later in the week. You'll like most of it. Probably. Same WoW channel. You too, Lobster Baby.

According to the Million Dollar Arm blog," "Some players wanting take us to the saloon but we not doing this thing."
YOU LEAVE OUR BOYS ALONE, GORZELANNY!
Quit being pussies and get drunk you two.
WHO will play me in the Rinku and Dinesh Movie?
Clooney
Rosemary, that is.
Thanks Matt, I'll send out your check tonight.
I'M CLOONEY.
http://twitter.com/KFUCKINGP
Screw you all, I'm Clooney.
This guy will be playing Kris Liakos in the movie.
In an unbilled cameo, you'll see this movie star.
WHO will play me in the Rinku and Dinesh Movie?
If I know my casting, and I think I do: Harvey Fierstein
There is only one choice to play CTC:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2906234112/nm0214430
From what I heard, I thought Pauly Shore was gonna play both Rob and Kris...
If anyone needs me, I'll be shopping for a new nation of origin. I hear Australia plays baseball well these days? Hmmm, the threat of being raped by a wallaby versus the shame of losing to Italy in a baseball game? I'm on the fence, high above the raping wallabies.