Tonight's Questions

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babysnail.JPG Hey kids, jack/stones.

  • WHAT do Rob Iracane and Shane Victorino have in common? Apparently they're both big fans of the TV show "John & Kate Plus 8."

  • WHY is Kevin Youkilis sad? He says Team USA isn't feeling the love.

  • HAS a sentence ever described someone so succinctly as, "When he's not blasting Tupac and grinding his teeth, Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon..."?

  • WHY is Tony Jackson one of the best beat bloggers in the country? Because of his no nonsense takes on things like the Pedro to LA rumors.

  • DO you ever lament the fact that you never got to see two dinosaurs get in a fight? Well stop lamenting.

  • WHY can't anyone write a smart take on why they don't like the WBC? I'm sure it can be done, there are real flaws, but I haven't read anything yet that doesn't make the author sound either insane, or like a knuckledragger.

WBC is off till Saturday. But, people get ready. It's coming to the States. Not that I'd watch it tonight, anyway. CONFERENCE TOURNAMENTS ARE EXCITING, Y'ALL! See you tomorrow, same WoW Channel. Vous aussi, Escargot Baby

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24 Comments

I'd like to refer to a wonderful comic called XKCD in response to Mr. Samuelsen.

I didn't think it was possible to dislike Papelon any more than I did.

Apt! +1, Colonel.

Also, here's the smart take on why the WBC is bad:

YOUR FAVORITE PITCHERS ARE EITHER GETTING HURT OR OVERUSED AND WILL HAVE DOWN YEARS

Other than that, I love it!

Manny scratched today with ouchie hamstring.

My favorite pitchers are already hurt.

Suck it, Iracane.

Chris Cornell's album sucks because it sounds like Trent Renzor.

My team is resting it's fortunes on Kerry Wood and Carl Pavano, you think I worry about injuries?

Also, Ms. Wahoo is a serious John and Kate fan. I've never seen a more milquetoast couple. They could make open heart surgery in a burning building seem boring.

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SKELETOOOOONNNNSSS!
(they beat the rhythm with their bones)
SPOONMAN

I miss Soundgarden sometimes.

Kate is a bitch. By the way, I get married Saturday. I'll let you know how it goes.

Good luck, mazel tov etc

I showed up five minutes late for my fantasy draft tonight and ended up with three Indians. Granted, they are Grady Sizemore, Kerry Wood, and Mark DeRosa, but still.

Also: Matt Wieters.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY FANTASY TEAM I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

correct Farthammer, Kate is a c-bag. Good luck with that wedding thing this weekend.

Mr. Hammer,

Good luck. I assume the wedding cake is made out of cookie dough?

All my best, Fartie.

Rob: Sizemore and DeRosa are going to have monster years.

I'm a big DeRosa fan. Rob did you draft him because he is from Jersey?

good luck Fartie
and all the best
love the wifey
fuck the rest

I will crash and recite. No charge.

Phillas, Los Altos CC at 5pm sharp.

And thanks for the wishes, everyone.

Young Kristobel nee CTC - we are not having a cake. ICE CREAM SUNDAE BAR BOOTCHES!

Kris was on ER tonight. Or was it Rob. Or Lloyd. Or Darren. Or that Zany Street Team

Knock 'em dead, Farthammer.

Not literally, as that would be a tv-news-worthy tragedy.

BRIDAL PARTY SLAIN, ICE CREAM MELTED

HEY FARTBANGER WAY TO GO I HOPE YOU GET THE CARD AND CHECK I SENT

WAIT FOR IT, CHIP...

HA GOT YOU THERES NO CARD OR CHECK ONLY MY BEST WISHES. I GOT MARRIED ONE TIME AND IT WAS GREAT ALL MY BEST DUDES WERE THERE MARK LEMKE THREW A HAYMAKER AT SID BREAM I DONT KNOW WHY BREAM SHOWED UP I PACIFICALLY SAID NO PIRATES OR MUSTACHES.

My day is made; I got a Chipper well-wish. I'm going to print this out and place it next to the picture Matt Stairs texted me of his grundle that said "Remember to grip it and rip it on your wedding night, chump."

Go get 'em, Hammer. Or it. Or her. I'VE BOTCHED THIS BADLY.

In fact, I'd go so far as to say that I Jamie Samuelsened the situation.

congrats farthammer, if that's even your real name...