Hey kids, if you gotta go, go now.
- WHAT does Chipper Jones have against Toronto? Perhaps our own Lloyd can take him out for a night on Bloor Street next time ol' Chip ventures across the border.
- HOW ridiculous are the comments on my latest Big League Stew guest piece, in which I lash out at sadsack Yankees fans for bitching about ticket prices?
- COULD the Pirates contend in 2010? Pat from WHYG,AVS must think it's possible, or else why pose the question?
- WHAT are the three scariest words for Phillies fans? The Verducci Effect comes to mind.
- WHO is Kris going to spend his St. Patrick's Day celebration with tonight? I have ten dollars that says it's this fine lady.
That's all for today, kind reader. Please heed the advice of our own Matt_T and try not to party too hard on this St. Patricks Day. In fact, why not stay in and watch Team America fight to the death with Puerto Rico in the WBC? We'd like you back here tomorrow morning in one piece, mmkay? Same WoW channel.