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Hey kids, you're only as good as your last check.


Tacos, burritos, madmen and shit. Same WoW channel.

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You guys should just turn this into an AL East blog. The comment traffic today was stupendous. All sorts of people crawled out of the woodwork to remind Rob what a retard he is.

I would still check out the site, because no matter how awesomely awesome the mega-division is, the Phillies will still beat them in the World Series.

/1993 exists only in Lloyd's mind

To clarify - I'm not being sarcastic or anything. That wasn't some Liakos-esque "remember when they didn't suck" comment. The impassioned discourse today was great.

Too much homeristic baseball today, not enough food.

You know who loved food? The 1993 National League Champion Philadelphia Phillies. They sure could eat, and Chefs Carter & Molitor were more than willing to forcefeed them beatings all October long.

/shameless

Has Rock N Roll Party Dad been freed yet?

Even if he's been released from prison, he'll never be free to Rock n Roll All Night and part of every day. Society's shackles slow him down.

Catshirt and Fruit Bat were better when they were on WNEW.

Lloyd's '93 food topics only make me taste rage.

I was really expecting Iracane to say, "You got one past me today, kid. Savor the flavor, 'cause it'll never happen again" earlier.

There's still time, 'Cane.

Liakkosesque: adj, (lee-ah-kiss-ess-k) Used to describe that which is hung like Andre The Giant and enjoys avocados.

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A WNEW IS BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING FOR STARTERS AND THAT IS CATSHIRT AND FRUITBAT WERE NEVER ANY GOOD NOR ARE THEY GOOD NOW I TRY TO TELL THEM ALL THE TIME BUT THEY KEEP ON KEEPIN ON WITH THEIR DUMB WORDPLAYING AND AWFUL PREDICTION JOKES. IF YOULL EXCUSE ME ITS TIME TO MASH

I remember when Catshirt and Fruit Bat used to spin records in between bits when they first got to New York.

Little known fact: Andre the Giant was a unic. Not so good for you, Kris.

Did I really just spell it unic?

EUNUCH, TURD

Andre the Giant programmed in UNIX and has a posse. So does Fez.

SO no one wants to talk about the insane gothic musical takedown of Terry Pendleton's 1993 season?

Kris, if I had the slightest inkling as to what the hell was happening in that video, I'd be more than happy to discuss it.

Oh, and I would suggest that the people most critical of Juan Pierre are the very ones who are usually quick to point out faint racism in everyday baseball analysis; that is, they're the guys who bring light and scrutiny to asinine statements like, "He's a gamer", "He was a PUNTER at Nebraska!!!", "He plays the game the right way", etc. etc., most of which are thinly-veiled ways of saying, "He's totally white!" Further, the new wavers' complaints were much more about the ridiculous deal the Dodgers gave Pierre (relative to him being an outs-making machine of the highest order), rather than about Pierre, himself.

Well I just watched it for the 7th time (sleep on the left side) and I stand corrected. It's an insane gothic musical takedown of his entire career, not just 1993.

They're no Mastodon.

Is Rock N Roll Dad a secret agent for the Party Patrol?

Rock N Roll Party Dad needs a little inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZFqA8JJQj0

If you go back and read the original story, the Party Patrol is state funded.

I think RNRPD is an actor hired by the state, to create a "viral" story thus spreading the idea of the Party Patrol and thus creating a veil of paranoia throughout central MA. The freaked out parents will virtually "patrol" themselves.

THINK ABOUT IT

holy shit that's mad deep kris.

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