Hey kids, you're only as good as your last check.
- WHY didn't Joe Girardi think of moving Damon to the 2 spot last year?
- WHY you Jae Kuk Ryu? I prefer Ken.
- IF Meech's gramma is so hot, why is he so ugly?
- WHAT did Juan Pierre do to deserve such a lousy hand? Lots of guys have been worse than him and made more money.
- FURTHERMORE what do he, Dusty Baker, Corey Patterson and Jim Rice all have in common besides being SABR pariahs? Just sayin'.
- WHAT is Miguel Tejada gonna do with that shank now that he just got probation?
- DO you think the 105 year old lady throwing out a first pitch at a Marlins game remembers losing her virginity to Jamie Moyer at prom?
- AND you call yourself an MVP?
Tacos, burritos, madmen and shit. Same WoW channel.