Weekend Questions

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Hey kids, simple decisions can take forever to make.

  • WAS Hanley Ramirez so attached to his cornrows that he really demanded a trade. after the Marlins made him cut them off? His rage seemed pretty genuine. Come write for us, Hanley. No dress code here.

  • HOW did Julio Lugo come back from knee surgery so fast? I missed more time after getting my tonsils out in 3rd grade.

  • DOES seeing Tucker Carlson in a Snuggie make him more or less punchable?

  • DO you get sinus infections? Run face first into a wall. Not only was I wrong, Torii Hunter's nose aint borkened, but his collision cured his malady.

  • WANNA read Zach Grienke talk about trucks and his respect for Shea Hillenbrand? Thought so.

  • ARE you surprised that people are finally saying that they don't like playing with Orlando Cabrera? We're clearly not.

  • DID you know Eric Milton was auditioning for the fifth spot in the Dodgers rotation? He got totally shelled yesterday, but still. Eric Milton.

  • REMEMBER that 17 year old girl that pitches in Japan? Her and her knuckleball struck out a dude yesterday. I'm sure he took that well. Japan doesn't have very strict and traditional ideas about gender roles or anything.

  • REMEMBER the girl that sued to try out for her high school baseball team in Indiana? She didn't make it. Oh well, you win some and you lose some. I still salute her.

  • IS this Night Control song my favorite single of the year so far? Yes, I think it may be.

People, this is your final weekend without real baseball games. Next Sunday, it's on. We're almost through another Winter. As long as you don't live in the Northern Plain States, go do something outside. Like move your TV to the patio. Me, I'll be cracking my knuckles and doing a bunch of exercises to get my typing hands ready for the regular season grind. See you Monday. Same WoW channel.

(Tricky Dick picture courtesy of the always amazing If Charlie Parker Were A Gunslinger...)

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37 Comments

WoW promise: at least a semiglog of Opening Night game between Braves and Phillies on ESPN Sunday night the 5th.

"Hey Billy, have you ever seen a Tricky Dick?"

Someone really should clean out Tucker Carlson's sinuses.

So kid, do you know any Vietnamese?

No dress code here.

OH CONTRAYER MOW FRAYER. SEEMS TO OL' CHIP THAT YOU ALL HAFTA EITHER WEAR SOME RIDICULOUS CLEARANCE-RACK HAMPTONS BULLCRAP OR YUP YOU GUESSED IT A FRIGGIN CAT SHIRT

SO DONT GO TOOTING YOUR OWN HORN JUST YET BECAUSE AS FAR AS THIS MAN CAN TELL YOU HAVE A LOT OF LEARNING TO DO BEFORE YOU CAN GET THIS ROOSTER TO CROW. MAYBE THIS WEEKEND YOU GUYS COULD FLIP THROUGH A COPY OF THIS AND LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT A THING OR THREE. THATS MY OWN LITTLE PLAY ON WORDS THERE. FIGURE IT OUT

SO SACK UP SUCKERS. I'M OFF TO OVERSEE PRODUCTION FO A TASTY LITTLE GRAPE DRINK THAT WILL LEAVE YOU HIGH IN THE SKY. MAYBE I WILL FIT IN WITH YOU FANCY BOYS AFTER ALL

Chipper, that isnt me in the second picture. That appears to be a teen girl and I don't appreciate the insinuation.

I am stunned that Chipper can do HTML without fucking it up, unlike some of our non-baseball playing commenters.

It's simple arithmetic, really. Tucker Carlson + Snuggie = PUNCHING!

No surprise that CJ and the Braves are kicking off the baseball season. 2nd year in a row.

INSULATION? BEAT IT PINK PANTHER

I PUT "LITTLE GIRL IN A CAT SHIRT" INTO THE GOOGLE AND THOSE WERE THE FIRST TWO SHOTS THAT CAME UP. TAKE YOUR COMPLAINTS TO THE INTERMASTER OF THAT WEBPLACE.

OL' CHIP IS A STRAIGHT SHOOTER WHO CALLS EM AS HE SEES EM. LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT. SIX OF ONE HALF A DOZEN OF THE OTHER. IT'S RAINING CATS AND DOGS.

That picture better be someone's avatar be the end of the weekend.

I don't know what you're talking about Rob. Remember that time I linked to that picture of David Wells eating an emu?

Unclosed HTML! Unclosed HTML

Kris' voice is Phyllis Dilleresque.

I'm Clooney.

Kids, kids! As far as dad's concerned, you're both Clooney!

Both of you need to say "To really understand what makes Budweiser the King of Beers, you have to taste it."

Than we'll know who's Clooney.

Rob, you homer queef.

It's funny that all those Jays fans wouldn't be so angry if Rob named fourth in the division.

This is, uh, awkward. I'm torn. Imbruglia'd if you will.

My dad is less weak than your Dad

It smells like an old lady farted piss in here.

Will that Treehouse Fort bit be available later on? Some of us have family brunches to attend.

I just hope that Night Control song is making everyone's weekend better.

Treehouse Fort will be available for download later on, or you can always go to your local library and check out the leather bound transcripts sometime next June.

Which commenter is going to call in?

Please let it be CHIPPER JONES.

Hey everybody, be sure to picture Kris wearing his Garfield shirt and his hipster beard, and picture me nude.

All doubt has been removed: I'm Clooney.

I'm Rosemary Clooney

Orgy of homerism!

Fantasy alert: Kevin Gregg beats Carlos Marmol for Cubs closer job.

DEY TOOK OUR JERBS

Also, Brett Gardner has been named starting center fielder for the Yankees.

I love Japan. They do everything better.

Hey Guys,

No comment on the guy who will be pushing Jeter to CF next year???

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2009/03/28/2009-03-28_ramiro_pena_coming_up_fast_at_shortstop_.html

He may move out of the shortstop position but he'll always be the captain of Rob's heart.

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