What's Up Creampuff: Dudes That Got Hurt

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Did you know that Rimadyl, a pain reliever for dogs, was originally made for humans? It proved successful but was later withdrawn on "commercial grounds." You try keeping up with those marketing bastards at Aleve. They never sleep. So now if your dog has arthritis he eats it. Maybe we can ship some to the following fragile pups.


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Erik Bedard has a faulty fun cooker.

My wife learned on our honeymoon that too much Tequila and not enough lube can make your butt hurt

I think I may have broken my hand opening a beer bottle. Too ashamed to have it x-rayed.

DUDE YOU CAN KEEP YOUR FANCY DOG DRUGS I AM A HUNDRED PERCENT REAL DEAL. IN FACT TIGERPAWCLUB I BET YOU DO ALL KINDS OF UPPERS AND DOWNERS AND IN BETWEENS THATS HOW YOU GET YOUR ROCKS OFF AND FRANKLY ITS DISGUSTING. YOU DONT STAY ON TOP OF THE CHARTS LIKE I HAVE FOR SO LONG BY MESSING AROUND WITH JUNK NOPE JUST PLENTLY OF LEAN MEATS JERKY BISCUITS AND UNPASTORIZED MILK FOR ME.

Just say you were doing something else, like masturbating vigorously.

And then punching your mom in the face

I hereby request that the sex move of masturbating vigorously and then punching your any WoW commenter's mom in the face should be referred to as a "the Baked Plantain."

Actually, the Grand Berry (or the Land O'Lakes) is a pretty good name for it too.

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