Hey kids, hold it right there.
- DID you have a happy opening day or a sad one? Either way it's only one game and you're all still in it... for a couple weeks anyway.
- ARE you going to check out episode 1.2 of The Walkoff Walk Furious Five Radio Show tonight or will you savor it later in the week?
- WHY is it taking so long for the A's and Angels to release their lineups for tonight? Well, I don't know but I'm sick of looking at the computer so here's your preview.
- DID you send in your entry for the Prophecy of Mediocrity Contest?
Well that was a fun day. There was a tight one in Cincinnati, HR hitting contests in Arizona and Florida and a late emerging nail biter in Baltimore. And the Red Sox and Rays didn't even play yet.
Enjoy the basketball final as well. Go UNC, I guess. ACC pride? We'll check you out here tomorrow. Same WoW channel.

Haha, fuck you Yankees and your Jeff Maier karma.
Oh to be a fly on the wall in the NYC newsrooms as they're tossing around headline ideas tonight...
Well, after 1 and 1/2 innings I feel comfortable throwing in the towel. Great season, guys!
TRAVIS SNIDER!!!
Opposite field power!!!! See you in hell Weiters!!!
Almost as surprising as the fact that the Orioles won was the fact that they got the whole game in between the Mets and Reds...
Ok, this Travis Snider fellow is pretty good.
Fuckers.
THE CANADIANS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!
Get your people in line, Lloyd!
Do I always sound that gay?
Re: Topic 5, NL West bashing.
I hate you all.