Hey kids, put em in the sky.
- HOW rad is that MASN ad up there? Too bad they misspelled Walkoff.
- WILL Koji Uehara deliver the goods for Baltimore in his major league debut vs. the Yankees?
- IS Ted Lilly underrated? I feel like lots of people think he's shitty but he's had some pretty decent numbers over the years. He pitches against Houston tonight..
- WILL Zack Greinke live up to his potential and earn that contract extension this year? Tonight would be a good time to start after yesterday's gutpunch loss to the White Sox.
- HOW insane will the atmosphere at the Metrodome be for return of Carlos Silva? Should be positively electric!
- WILL Jon Lester turn in a quality start against those dadgum Rays and give me an early lead in The Race To Not Have To Sing A Terrible Terrible Song.
- HOW long do you think it takes this person to make minature dioramas of famous TV show sets? Subquestion: how much would Rob have to pay them to do one of "How I Met Your Mother?"
Bang up job today everyone, especially Mr. McQuade for that glogging Tour De Force. We'll see you back here tomorrow. Class dismissed.
Same WoW Channel.

HOW much of this will I enjoy this evening? I've only got a third of a bottle left.
I wanna sit around and watch baseball all night, but NO - I have to go run an open mic the venue (a coffeehouse with a liquor license) pays me to host. Rough life, huh?
This is what I'm putting down tonight:
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I just realized this brewery is only two miles from my abode. I'm going to have to get a growler next time I'm planning on forgetting certain sadnesses.
And then quickly remembering them tenfold.
I hate wheat beers.
I worked at a ShopRite Liquors one summer, and I helped myself to plenty of Ramstein during my tenure. That, and 30-packs of Bud Ice.
Wheat beers hate you, Chief.
anyone from the cubs = overrated. enough said.
I missed all the goddamn fun today. Time to turn on the Gigantes/Cerveceros matchup and drink:
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Ted Lilly is underrated. So is Chase Utley. What's your point?
Stop linking to pictures of booze. I'm gonna go take a 211 to the neck.
I had a Brooklyn Lager MONSTER ALE at open mic tonight. Pretty intense stuff, but it's worth the occasional indulgence, if you ask me.
Incidentally, I'm watching the Beer People/Big People game now. GO PEOPLE!
Big Unit gets jacked by Brewers pitcher for 3 runs.
Bonds doesn't make that diving catch. Nice work, (insert Giants left fielder's name here)!
Too bad I missed it. Still, replays on MLB.com ftw.