Hey kids, eat your vegetation.
WILL the Nationals turn the screws on the Braves and pick up their first sweep of the season? Jair Jurrjens will throw every J he can scrounge up to prevent such a thing.
CAN you stomach the idea of a Mets/Cards game on ESPN, probably featuring the dull-cet tones of Steve Phillips in the broadcast booth? Joel Piñeiro and John Maine will do their best to entertain you.
IS the Seattle resurgence the real deal? Find out when they try to take down the AL Champ again tonight behind the jolly visage of youngster Chris Jakubauskas. Say that five times fast, and then punch yourself.
WANT a delicious burger/chicken/sausage? Me too.
That's all for now, WoWicans. Tune in tomorrow, same WoW channel, for a special liveglog. We promise?