Hey kids, I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.
- CAN Zack Greinke maintain his impeccable 0.00 ERA against the un-worsening Blue Jays offense? Zack should watch out for Lyle Overbay who is 5-for-10 career against him with a tater tot.
- WILL the Phillies pitchers continue on a record-setting pace in terms of ding-dongs allowed? I say yes, because Brett Myers is pitching tonight. I also say no, because they're playing the Nats.
- WHO should I root for when Yankee stud Joba Chamberlain faces New Jersey's own Rick Porcello? Tough question, how could I ever root against someone with the word "pork" seemingly hidden in their name?
- COULD the Giants be any more of a home field team? They're 7-3 at AT&T Park and 2-7 on the road. Lincecum saddles up tonight in San Fran against the Dodgers.
- HOW awesome was Sooze's Mets-Marlins liveglog today? It had more Cantu per square inch than any liveglog ever before.
That's a wrap for Wednesday, y'all. Tune in tomorrow, same WoW channel, for some more of the same delicious hipster beer conversations and a modicum of baseball coverage.
(Ommegang beer lineup courtesy of Flickr user and FoWoW The700Level)
I just got my Rick Porcello anagram of the day: Lo, Cleric Pork.
joba cHAMberlain would like you to join his side of the argument.
Well Brett Myers anagram is....nevermind. He's just a pig.
Holy cow!!! Did you just say pig? SWINE FLU!!!1!!1!!
Umm, you mean Brett Myers' eyebrows are pitching tonight. They're like a couple of caterpillers chilling on his forehead. Geez.
How about Yovani Gallardo going for 8 innings, 2 hits, 11 Ks, and one walk while hitting a home run to score the only run of the game?
As long as we're doing anagrams: Yovani Gallardo = A Vaginally Odor
/I apologize; I'm only reporting what the internet provided me.
Gorge: now Brett wants to punch Gallardo in the face.
Colby Rasmus just tried to throw an invisible baseball
Your boys need to be nicer to my Dreamboat, Rob. All these runs are totally uncalled for.
Not watching the game, how in the hell did Victor Martinez get a triple? His knees are held together by transplanted hog tendons and hope.
Swine flu has made his hog legs magical, Chief.
Saw Cole Hamels hailing a cab near my building today. Asked how the ankle was, he said "good, I feel good." DON'T LIE COLE.