Hey kids, fists of rage.- CAN the Indians spend the rest of the weekend beating up on the Yankees like they did last night?
- WILL playing the Pirates this weekend help Atlanta forget being swept by the Fish?
- WILL playing the Nationals this weekend give the Fish the opportunity to improve to 11-1?
- WILL some home cooking get the Red Sox back on track? They're back in Boston against the Orioles.
- CAN the Blue Jays stay atop the AL East until Monday? They've got the A's at home. I'm sure the Weekend Editor won't talk about it though.
- CAN Cole Hamels have a better second outing, and get the Phils over against the Padres. BOCHYPOWER.
- DID you know that Roy Oswalt's career record vs. the Reds is 24-1. Verne Lundquist would call that "gaudy." But he calls everything gaudy. And he has lots of neck skin. Reds/Astros in Houston this weekend.
- WHO do you like out in Seattle? I don't mean on the Sub Pop roster, I mean between the Tigers and
TwinsWatermen?
That does it for us this week. We're back at 100% on Monday. Lloyd will take you through the weekend on his usual Magic Carpet Ride. You don't know what. You can find. Same WoW Channel. See you all Monday. You too, Fish Baby,
BOCHYPOWER?
That's BLACKPOWER, sir. Fitting for a team with exactly one black player.
What SPF will Rob's sunscreen be at the Heist?
I'm guessing SPF 1000
Kris, you're the only person I know who has seen Verne's neck at any point since 1989. He's all jowls.
/loves Verne
//is concerned about Verne
///does not want Verne to die
Why did the Verlanderlay Industries/King Felix matchup have to come on the one Friday night I've actually got plans to be out on the town?
What's the commenting "conversion rate" when Lloyd's in charge, again?
This just in: Ryan Ludwick's demise has been greatly exaggerated.
WHY are the Tigers and Twins playing in Seattle
how the fuck does Rivera allow the 8 and 9 hitters to get on base? Close the door Sandman!
Whoops. The Twins aren't playing a neutral site game. Farxed
JOKEWHEAT SHOULD GET A TAG THAT SEYS "ALMOST ALL OF MY TV REFERENCES ARE 10 YARS OLD" HAHAHAHAHA! NOW SOUP FOR YOU!
I JUST REMINDED ME TO TELL ALL YOU FOODEES ABOUT THIS RASSAPEE........YUM DUDES
I think Andruw might be stalking Ingrid Hoffman. COULD THIS EXPLAIN HIS PRECIPITOUS FALL FROM BASEBALL GRACE?
Felix starts out just mowing, then a couple of swinging bunts and a ground ball that exposes Betancourt's utter lack of range, plus a squeeze, and it's 3-0 Detroit.
HEY LLOYD GIVE ME BACK SCUTARO
MLB Net is showing Mark Whiten's 4-hr game from 1993. It was definitely pre-steroids. Someone needs to get Tripp Cromer a sandwich. Also, hearing Joe and Jack Buck call a game together is like drinking a delicious chocolate milkshake only to find that there is a chunk of shit in the bottom.