Beltran - Defender of the Shrimpiverse

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Just like Trent said to Mikey in the immortal Swingers: "you act like you don't need the shit; they give you the shit for free." Write a complimentary post about Carlos Beltran - HE REPAYS YOU WITH A BASES LOADED, GAME WINNING WALK!!!!! Mets win!


Tough loss for the Braves, full win for everyone else.


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Beltran's strategy of not taking the bat of his shoulder in game winning situations finally worked out for him.

Finally - the plan worked!

The shrimp is running because it doesn't want to face Roy Halladay.

I'm officially dubbing this the most unlikely meme to not get old.

I don't not misunderstand a thing Matt wrote.

If you want the shrimp with a more surreal musical backdrop, I highly recommend syncing the video to "Sugar Coated Sour" by the Dillinger Escape Plan (start the song when the treadmill starts to move). Funny as hell, yet kind of disturbing.

Don't ever not think Matt's not being un-high.

SHJRIMP

The badassery of shrimps knows no bounds. WoW!

This is not a meme; it's a MOVEMENT.

The shrimp is running because it doesn't want to face Roy Halladay.

The shrimp is running because Jayson Werth is RIGHT BEHIND HIM

I don't really know what that means either. But it made sense at that moment.

Ps. Your dog looks awesome. Has he learned how to ghost ride yet?

That is one damn cute puppy.

Walk him off treadmill shrimp.

Farthammer, great looking little shit machine. I call dog shit machines because they poop a lot. At least my dogs did.

Play him off treadmill shrimp.

Farthammer, great looking little shit machine. I call dog shit machines because they poop a lot. At least my dogs did.

You know who else shits a lot? Guy Clark.

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