Die A Soon, Slow And Painful Death, Gator Fans: The 2009 College Baseball Tournament Part 2

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Cal Poly (37-19) (Wine Country White People)
Oral Roberts (31-13) (Oral)

Clemson (40-19)* (Hot Women, Dudes Love Croakies)
Tenn. Tech (30-22-1) (Advanced Still Builders)

Oklahoma State (32-22) (Advanced Stillwater)
Alabama (37-19) (Elephant Logo Makes No Sense)

East Carolina (42-17)* (The Forgotten Carolina)
Binghamton (29-20) (Birthplace of Jason Yurgartis)

George Mason (42-12) (Actually More Than One Guy)
South Carolina (38-21) (Hot Girls, Dudes Love Croakies)

4 UNC (42-16)* (Were Supposed To Be Better)
Dartmouth (27-16) (Smart Kids To Slaughter)

Kansas (37-22) (Most Kansas Team In Tourney)
Coastal Carolina (46-14) (WHO KEEPS ADDING NEW CAROLINAS?)

2 CS Fullerton (42-14)* (Mascot Is "Stoned Hoagie")
Utah (26-29) (Racists)

Gonzaga (35-16) (Great Jumpshooters)
Ga. Southern (42-15) (Also A Paper Company)

Louisville (44-15)* (Team Motto: Do The Urkel)
Indiana (32-25) (More like WINDIANA amirite?)

Vanderbilt (34-25) (Named After Bobo Vanderbilt)
Middle Tenn. (43-16) (America's Sternum)

Florida State (42-16)* (I Hope They Don't Lose To Marist)
Marist (31-26) (I Hope They Don't Beat Us)

Ohio State (40-17) (Ecstatic To Play SEC Team)
Georgia (37-22) (Elephant 6-4-3)

7 Oklahoma (41-18)* (In Oklahoma)
Wichita State (30-25) (Excited For Trip To Oklahoma)

Washington St. (31-23) (Moist)
Arkansas (34-22) (Fries Their Gloves In Offseason)

6 UC Irvine (43-13)* (I DO See Irvine)
Fresno State (32-28) (No Fear Shirts)

San Diego State (40-21) (Named After This Aztec)
Virginia (43-12-1) (Dudes Love Croakies)

Mississippi (40-17)* (Liberal Pantywaists)
Monmouth (32-23) (French For "My Mouth")

W. Kentucky (39-18) (The Forgotten Kentucky)
Missouri (34-25) (Least Kansas Team In Tournament)

Rice (39-15)* (Pilaf)
S. Houston St. (36-22) (Pronounced Shoe-stunst) Xavier (38-19) (Starts With X) Kansas State (41-16-1) (Fourth Most Kansas Team In Tournament)

3 LSU (46-16)* (Covered In Gravy)
Southern (30-15) (Lost Civil War Of Generalities)

Baylor (29-24) (Named After Don Baylor)
Minnesota (38-17) (Dinkytown Ding Dongs)

*Host institution for regional round


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6 Comments

IT"S SO SAD THAT JAY-D DREW DIED I LIKE HIS HONERARY SILVER DOLLER EMBLEM NOT GURANTEED TO GO UP IN PRICE

A few lasers in the background would really spice up JD's photo.

GO DAWGS

I actually know less about college baseball now than I did yesterday, and yesterday I knew nothing.

We actually prefer to bbq our gloves in Arkansas rather than fry them.

I know less about college baseball then Rob did yesterday. That being said. GO GOPHERS!!11!!!1

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