Fake Guy Fieri in Kansas City, Real Dan Shaughnessy in the Bronx

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Last night at the Yanks-Sox tilt, Boston Globe scribe Dan Shaughnessy was sitting four rows behind me out in the right field mezzanine. I knew it was him because (1) nobody else wears a perm with such confidence and (2) the Globe is going tits up so they can't afford to put him in the press box no more. He still pooped out a semi-recycled column about the Yanks-Sox rivalry, but the fans in my section left him alone, most likely because he's relatively anonymous if you're not from Boston or have never read the Sports Guy. And Yankees fans don't read.

One D-list celebrity who didn't go unrecognized at a baseball game was Guy Fieri. Well, sort of. Turns out FSN in Kansas City was totally fooled by a Guy Fieri impersonator and even conducted a FOUR MINUTE LONG mid-game interview with the fraud:


You know, there are other douchebags in the world with bleached blond spiked hair and a dopey goatee besides Guy Fieri. And it totally wasn't him, as per the real Guy Fieri's Twitter. This is totally like that time Erin Andrews thought she was interviewing a Muppet but it turned out to be Matt Garza.

(We owe a case of 2-liter Diet Cokes to our pal AJD at Deadspin)


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7 Comments

that guys goatee aka prison pussy defines douche.

That's just like the time I thought I banged Suzi Kolber but it turned out to just be some fat Puerto Rican chick.

If anyone finds the fake Giada De Laurentiis point her in my direction plz.

Ironically, Fieri was at the ballpark that night in a different section, filming Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. Kauffman Stadium falls in the latter category.

THE FINEST ASPECT OF THE MALT SHOP BANANA SPLIT AT RIVALS SPORTS BAR IS THE VALUE RECEIVED FOR THE PRICE.

+1 Honeynut

This is just like the time I bludgeoned Graham Kerr with a food mill, just because I found him to be so irritating.

This is like the time Jeff Smith stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes.

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