A: Hey kids. Good question. I had a salad, a bowl of chowder, a Fenway Frank, a slice of cheese pizza (not pictured), carrots, two scoops of mashed potatoes and a giant slab of rare roast beef. With gravy.
Q: That's it?
A: No, I also had some vanilla soft serve with Butterfinger on it.
Q: You're a pig.
A: That's not a question.