Hey kids, I won't forget to put roses on your grave
- WILL you tune in and listen the Walkoff Walk Furious Five radio show-slash-podcast tonight at 10PM? Good, we'll put on an extra pot of coffee.
- HOW many games will get postponed or delayed tonight with the entire East Coast stuck under a huge raincloud? If there are more than 5,000 soggy fans in D.C. for the Nats-Astros game, I'll eat my hat.
- CAN Zack Greinke continue his dominating start with his sixth win of the year? If Ozzie Guillen bats Scott Podsednik any higher than 13th in the lineup, then the answer is a resounding yes.
- MIGHT the Diamondbacks become the first squadron to topple the Dodgers out in Chavez Ravine? Doug Davis gets the start and Manny is 9-for-18 career against the guy.
- HOW many Rangers will King Felix smite with his mighty strikeout strength tonight out in Seattle? Fella went 0-4 against Texas last year so he is due.
That'll do, pigs. Please tune in tonight for the ol' radio show. It promises to be another delightful romp and maybe we'll even talk about actual current events. Until tomorrow, same WoW channel.
The combination of toppings, cheese and dough makes pizza a perfect storm of foods.
The combination of pitching, defense and fielding makes baseball a sports perfect storm.
The combination of Kris, Rob, Drew and doing it in alleys have made the Furious Five a podcasting perfect storm.
The combination of rain and wind is making the East Coast a perfect storm of weather.
The combination of Clooney and Wahlberg makes The Perfect Storm
The combination of shawarma, falafel, and hot sauce just made a perfect storm in my office bathroom.
Clooney's Clooneyness is continually feeds off the energy generated by Wahlberg's douchieness, making Clooney appear awesome-er every second. It IS the perfect storm!
Shawarma is one of the topics tonight, actually.
Liakos is Wahlberg. The Boston connection is uncanny.
THE COMBINATION OF VALUE AND PRICE IS THE FINEST ASPECT OF THE PERFECT STORM OF RED PORCH RESTAURANT AT NATIONALS PARK IN OUR NATION'S CAPITOL WHERE BASEBALL IS PLAYED.
Kris Liakos talks to animals. Hey goat, nice beard. Kind of reminds me of my beard in Perfect Storm. Say hello to your mother for me, Okay?
The combination of Big Z and the DL will put the Cubs in the perfect storm cellar.
I want some crab juice.
EVERYONE ELSE WANTS TO EAT YOU I JUST WANNA TALK TO YOU ALRIGHT???
Rob, come out to SF. I got a great Shawarma place for you to try.
No crab juice, only Mountain Dew.
No pizza, only Khlav Kalash.
I never called you guys pigs when I did TQ.
Clooney has a pot-bellied pig, so I think it's a term of endearment.