Tonight's Questions

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Hey kids, I am large, I contain multitudes.


That'll do it for today. No liveglog tomorrow because the powers that be have decided to make Tuesday your getaway day and schedule day games today to end a bunch queer two-game series. Same WoW channel, we'll be here.

Dom DeLuise at Sea World video courtesy of Classic Television Showbiz blog.


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21 Comments

Rob, if it starts to rain, don't leave the stadium. Jerry Lewis won't let you back in.

First Hughes, then Whitman? Somebody's really getting mileage out of their American Poetry Sampler today.

...and you wonder why the shrimp video gives me nightmares.

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" Francoeur says. http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=crasnick_jerry&id=4136793

Now, you may think that's an idiotic thing to say. It gets better once you know that the Turner Field Jumbotron (the second largest HighDef screen in the world) shows OBP.

I can only assume New Yankee Stadium has the largest HighDef screen in that case.

First 1996, then 1999, now huge TVs. How do you live like this, Braves fan?

It's because Jeff Francouer not only can't read, he can't even identify letters and numerals, duh.

Now who looks dumb, Matt_T?

OK FOR FIRSTS YOU GUYS NEED TO GET OFF OF FRANKCURE'S BACK HERE BECAUSE I WAS RECENTLY JUST TOLD ABOUT IT AND IT SEEMS THAT FOR A WHILE NOW I THOUGHT THAT I HIT FOUR HUNDRED .400 LAST YEAR AND IT TURNS OUT THAT I ONLY HIT LIKE 3 SUMTHING AND INSTEAD MY OPB WAS LIKE 470 SO I GOTTA SAY I AM TAKING THIS ONE ON THE CHIN PRETTY HARD ITS A SAD DAY IN THE JONES HOUSEHOLD

SO IF YOU COULD SPARE ME AND JEFF SOME SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL WE REALLY COULD USE IT RIGHT NOW ITS NOT LIKE WE ASK MUCH FROM YOU AND WE GIVE A LOT IN TERMS OF ENTERTAINMENT SO JUST CUT US SOME SLACK ALREADY NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE FACTS JACK

OH AND YAHOO INDIAN STOP EATING LIVE FOOD A REAL MAN KILLS HIS PREY BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY YOUR TUMBLINGS ARE REALLY INTERESANTE AND CALIENTE BUT YOURE VENTURING DOWN THE WRONG PATH (LIKE CATSHIRT) WITH THIS RAW SHRIMP NONSENSE

Seriously, Chief's blog is awesome. If you're not reading it, you're as dumb as Jeff Francoeur.

I second Gorge's sentiments. In Wahoo's last post, we got live shrimp, drunk driving, artsy Chinamen, and Asian tongue-kissing. It was like Emmanuelle II, but without Sylvia Kristel.

Freetzy - he also can't determine if its a breaking ball or not either.

Honeynut,

Don't forget Yak cock. Tons and tons of boiled Yak cock.

@Fartie

Have you ever seen Emmanuelle II? Wall to wall Yak cock.

Nothing better than cold beer and hot yak cock.

Pssshhhh...I have seen them all. My favorite was Emmanuelle in Space.

But have you seen the musical with Bette Midler? Or was she out that night due to a softball accident against the Improv?

You ain't clooney. I'm clooney. I just picked up wifebeating Alberto Callaspo off waivers while at a baseball game. Fantasy transactions in STYLE.

Reading and linking to Dlisted? NOT CLOONEY

Making fantasy baseball transactions while at a baseball game? NOT CLOONEY

Quietly going about your business with dignity and class? I'M FUCKIN' CLOONEY

From the looks of it Rob may be the only fan at the stadium tonight. Front office fail!

At one point during last night's game, there were exactly two fans visible from the centerfield camera vantage. It looked like a mid-major college game.

That link was sent to be by someone that knows I'm Clooney. I don't even know how to pronounce Dlisted. Is that Dutch?

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