Hey kids, I am large, I contain multitudes.
- WHICH Dom DeLuise/Burt Reynolds picture was your favorite? RIP, Dom, you enormous and hilarious dago.
- WILL the scheduled Josh Beckett/Joba Chamberlain matchup avoid any rain delays tonight? I hope so, I'm going and I want to stay dry.
- CAN some team hurry up and beat the Dodgers in Chavez Ravine? Diamondbacks stud Max Scherzer tries tonight and he's packing a furious fastball.
- SPEAKING of streaks, is Ian Snell of Dover, DE the man to finally lead the Pirates to the promised land after sixteen straight losses at the hands of the Brewers?
- HOW many raw shrimp would you eat before your Chinese boss snickered at you? Sounds like someone had a walkoff walk in his belly!
That'll do it for today. No liveglog tomorrow because the powers that be have decided to make Tuesday your getaway day and schedule day games today to end a bunch queer two-game series. Same WoW channel, we'll be here.