Hey kids, I know not if it's dark out side or light
- HOW will Roy Halladay and the Blue Jays handle their first test out West? The Angels are yet another opponent with a losing record, so who cares?
- WILL the Nationals be the first team to beat the Dodgers in Dodger Stadium? THE FINEST ASPECT OF THE NATIONALS TEAM IS THE HILARIOUS AWFULNESS RECEIVED FOR THE PRICE.
- CAN the flailing Braves right their ship with a series against the flailing Marlins? The Braves have won just six of their past 20 games while the Marlins have won just four of their past 15.
- DID you know that the Mets-Phillies tilt is on ESPN tonight? Johan Santana will eat those dudes alive and earn his no-decision with aplomb.
- DO you miss Alexi Casilla already?
- OH MY GOD Alex Rodriguez slid?
See you all tomorrow, same WoW channel. Bring your liveglog blazers just in case we get a special liveglogger guest.
Chan Ho Park vs Santana: Biggest mismatch of the season or ever?
I'm going to go with "Custer vs. Indians" as a slightly bigger mismatch, Matt.
I'll go with "Ponson vs. any warm body and some cold bodies" as a bigger mismatch.
Halladay and the Jays will handle the Angels like a drunk hipster handles Sneaky Dees nachos (pictured) at 4 am. Heaven on earth.
I'll go with "Ponson vs. any post-game buffet" as a bigger mismatch. Because he's fat, you see.
The Angels will be no match for the Blue Jays' worsening offense.
"Blyleven vs Earthworm" 2009
https://www.charitybox.com/PAM/default.asp
Begun, the chicken wars have:
http://gothamist.com/2009/05/06/kfcs_denial_of_grilled_chicken_give.php
I didn't even know Alexi Casilla was sick.
Sassy Senior Jorge Cantu smacks three-run tater tot, ruins Matt_T's evening.
The Tribe is whackin the leather off the ball @ Fenway
Dem Freakin Indians!
Our pal Drew is liveglogging the Jays-Angels for the Canadian Internet right now if you are hankering for some gloggery.
http://liveblogs.thescore.com/Event/MLB_-_Blue_Jays_vs_Angels
Put on your liveglog nightgown.
Evening Not Ruined...Death Cab was fantastic.
also, chipper's coaching isn't helping...Schafer with 4!! strike outs tonite