Hey kids, you're only as good as your next hit record.
- DOES anyone else remember that the Tigers gave Dontrelle Willis a 3yr/$29M extension when he came to Detroit? Sheesh. He gets the start tonight against Brandon McCarthy and those first place Rangers.
- WILL you see a better pitching matchup this week than Cole Hamels vs. Johnny Cueto?
- CAN The Barry Zito Experience get the Giants back on track against the Pawds?
- WHO will emerge victorious in the Drew vs. Kris Battle For The Soul Of The AL East? The three game series starts off with a snooze tonight as Brian Tallet takes on Tim Wakefield.
- WHAT is more useless: Nancy Pelosi or Aw Shucks Idealogue Mike Huckabee writing a dopey poem about her? Head asplode.
- IS there an angrier, more profane old coot in the baseball fraternity than George Brett? I used to love him as a player but now I'm sick of his schtick.
Yes. Yes I am familiar with that contract extension.
MIKE HUCKABEE-POST I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SLAM POETRY TO DEFEND MY GIRLFRIEND NANCY"S ON ER!!!!! BEHODL MY POESY BIOTECH!!!!!!!!
PS: YOU LOOK LIKE U R FAT AGAIN FATTIE!!!!!
PPS: Y AR U SO GAY FOR CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!
When everyone has finished watching that hipster stop-action monkey nonsense, check out the related "Baseball Card Movie" that pops up. It will make you want to either rush out and buy a box, or set the Upper Deck factory on fire. Or both.
WILL you see a better pitching matchup this week than Cole Hamels vs. Johnny Cueto?
Yes, Cole Hamels versus CC Sabathia this weekend.
I think Bobby Cox listened to the PodCast from last week. He switched up the batting order tonight.
CC Sabathia is not a "true" Yankee.
So, I had my first taste of Shake Shack today. Yowza.
Gorge:
The shack burgers are very tasty, albeit small. Takes a couple to get it done. You in NYC? If so I know where to get some realllly good burgers. Or we could just get wasted and hit a titty bsr.
Chief:
I was actually going to try to reach you, to see if you were in town and if I could buy you dinner. I've been overscheduled and now have to leave earlier than scheduled (tomorrow morning), but thanks for the offer. I hope to be back later this summer.
The shack burgers were small, but that left me room to grab some pizza on the way back to the hotel.
On behalf of the few million other people interested in the "Drew vs. Kris Battle For The Soul Of The AL East," (and thank heaven real ballplayers will decide the fate)
THAT'S ONE
Gorge: Charmingbastard @ gmail.com
Kiefer: How about those Celtics.
Chief: need a hand w/ that bag of salt?
and btw - i before e except after KEIFER
I really don't want to have to root for the dreaded Lakers over LaBron, but I will
Keifer: Cavs are on the cover of Sports illustrated tomorrow. If they suffer the jinx I'm going to the SI offices with a flamethrower. I'm not kidding.
Get a room, you three.