Hey kids, you're only as good as your next hit record.
- DOES anyone else remember that the Tigers gave Dontrelle Willis a 3yr/$29M extension when he came to Detroit? Sheesh. He gets the start tonight against Brandon McCarthy and those first place Rangers.
- WILL you see a better pitching matchup this week than Cole Hamels vs. Johnny Cueto?
- CAN The Barry Zito Experience get the Giants back on track against the Pawds?
- WHO will emerge victorious in the Drew vs. Kris Battle For The Soul Of The AL East? The three game series starts off with a snooze tonight as Brian Tallet takes on Tim Wakefield.
- WHAT is more useless: Nancy Pelosi or Aw Shucks Idealogue Mike Huckabee writing a dopey poem about her? Head asplode.
- IS there an angrier, more profane old coot in the baseball fraternity than George Brett? I used to love him as a player but now I'm sick of his schtick.