Weekend Questions

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Hey kids, 'no' most certainly does not mean 'yes'.

It's Friday, go do Friday things. Then come back here this weekend to be entertained by our Canadian friend Drew fka Lloyd the Barber. Thanks to our guests this week, Sooze with her sassy livegloggery and D-Mac with his popular new Cinema Varitek feature.

Wear your swine flu masks, folks, and keep those mitts clean. Thanks for joining us all week long!

(Kiss Cam photo courtesy of Flickr user robertjosiah)


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HOW will the Twins do this weekend with Joe Mauer's Jesus like return to the team.

Clearly, others were having a good time as well. Just click on some of the pictures to enlarge and look at the smiling faces.

RED PORCH IS FOR SMILING PEOPLE

THE VALUE RECEIVED FROM THOSE SMILES IS MY ANTI-DRUG

THAT AND SOME WINDOWPANE ACID

HOW will the Twins do this weekend with Joe Mauer's Jesus like return to MY FANTASY TEAM. He better make it worth the pain of enduring the Miguel Olivo / John Buck monster that I've been dealing with.

Also, if some turd came up and asked if he could take a pic of my wife and her $18 chicken taco salad to put on his blog, I would kindly ask that he go scratch.

AM I BEING SHITTED?

The Red Porch was the single worst ballpark dining experience I have ever had. I took like 40 minutes to get some shitty chicken fingers and then the fuckers took their time bringing me my check so that I could leave and have my eyes gouged out by the horrible baseball being played on the field.

asked if he could take a pic of my wife and her $18 chicken taco salad to put on his blog

Sounds like the work of MILF Hunter to me.

Yes, Jerkwheat, and the portions were so small!

@Rob
I lobbed it up there, and you smacked a solid double into the left-centerfield gap on that one. Good work.

From the African Queen and Screech's Best Friend's FIRST trip to the Red Porch:

This couple purchased The Crab Louie Sandwich for $18. Take a look at how long that cardboard serving boat is. They were laughing over the fact they were hitting each other with the ends of the holder--very large serving and they had two.

THAT MIGHT BE FUNNY BUT THAT'S NOT VALUE.

"Crab Louie" has always sounded like an onomatopoeia from a Batman fight scene to me. CRABLOUIE!

The best value is any part of any ballpark that is all you can drink.

Nats320 was much less enthusiastic about his recent trip to Citizen's Bank Park. Pal, you're wearing Nats gear on the day the Phils clinched the NL East in thrilling fashion. Things happen.

@Colonel
You should take a road trip to Miller Park.

For all the High Life I can drink? Hells yeah!

Rob should take a tour of the Jake to see what a good modern ballpark looks like.

They really know how to party over there. It's a fun place to visit especially if you like beer and large white woman

What if I like large beer and white women? Will I still be accepted amongst their people?

What about some large weissbiers? Speaking of, I'll be at Resi's.

I like my beer like I like my women:
cold and bitter.

I hate to throw a monkeywrench in the comedy pyramid construction, but I'd like to give a big, hearty note of thanks and appreciation to Rob for doing a yeoman's work this week. Catshirt's been off getting splintered and I'm essentially good for nothing, but the quality here at WoW has been top notch as always.

Good work Rob, we all appreciate your determined effort.

I like my woman like I like my coffee:
Black, strong, and bitter.

I like my beer like I like my lead singers:
black and Irish.

I like my woman like I like my burgers:
Brown on the outside, pink in the middle, and mushrooms on top.

yeah Rob, way to keep the candle burning even in the aftermath of a case of swine flu.

To build on BCs gag, my buddies' sister remarked that she likes he coffee like she likes her men: black and naaaaaaaasty.

I like my coffee like I like my women, ground up and in the freezer.

I like my beer like I like my women: in a beer bong.

Q: HEY HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN RYAN DEMPSTER FARTS IN A HOT TUB?

A: THE DIAMONDBACKS' CONDOM FLOATS TO THE SURFACE HAR HAR HAR.

Fucking Dempster. Pitch better.

"I like my beer like I like my women: in a beer bong.

Farthammer, then check out beaverbong.com not beer bongs, but plenty of beaver

As a father, as a child of God, as someone who has lived a little and has mellowed a bit, I really try my best to tolerate, and love, others. I FUCKING HATE CARLOS SILVA.

Big fan of the Silvanator right now. So is Bobby Crosby.

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