- WILL Zack Greinke win a June start already? Tonight's his second to last chance but it's against the Astros, so I'm going to answer a resounding 'yes'.
- CAN Oaktown rook Vin Mazzaro turn the tables on Tim Lincecum in their big rematch? Be careful, Timmy eats Oakland Athletics hitters for breakfast. Jack Cust is full of Vitamin K.
- HOW consarned crowded is the Red Porch gonna be with the jamook Red Sox fans pouring into Nationals Park tonight? Where's the value in that?
- IS Magglio Ordonez ready to start tonight after a four game hiatus? He'll face countryman Carlos Zambrano if he does, no easy task.
- VEGAN? Carnivore?
C'est la vie, people. Enjoy your night and please check out some good ol' fashioned televised baseball. The season's not as long as you want it to be. See you tomorrow, same WoW channel.
(Johnny Evers picture courtesy of Flickr user John McNab)